Twilight is about romance, is about passion and action but it's also a lot of FUN !
I had so many laughs in my bed with some words of the book
So if you wanna add your favorites here it'd be great !

Penguins. Lovely.” Edward, Eclipse

"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" Edward, Eclipse

"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse

“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.”
— Emmett Cullen

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I nodded sheepishly."The pillows all appear to have survived."
"Unfortunately, I can't say the same for your,er,nightgown. he nodded toward the foot of the bed, where several scraps of black lace were strewn across the silk sheets.
"That's to bad,"I said."I liked that one."
"I did,too."
Breaking Dawn page 109
" Does my being half- naked bother you?"

" Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV"

" Why didn't I just walk away? Oh right, because I'm an idiot."

" you are killing my buzz, Edward"

"Enjoy mongrel"

"Food Network"
"Look after my heart, I left it with you..."-Edward, Eclipse
I LUV that quote sooo much, it melts my heart
Aah! that was a very sweet thing to say.
omg that is one of my favorite quotes from the whole saga!!!! :D lol

M.P. said:
"Oh, c'mon," I said, an edge of hysteria in my voice. "I'm only eighteen."
"Well, I'm nearly a hundred and ten. It's time I settled down."
-Edward and Bella, New Moon (not 100% shure...)

Edward: 'How can someone so tiny be so annoying?'
Alice: 'It's a talent.'
-Edward and Alice, Eclipse

"Fall down again, Bella?"
"No, Emmet. I punched a werewolf in the face."
-Emmet and Bella, Eclipse
Other people don't find this 1 funny but I do 'cause Alice is bein sorta annoying and bossy [which she usually isn't]


"Speaking of Italy and sports cars I stole there, you still owe me a yellow porsche." - Alice Cullen, Eclipse
She actuallly IS Bossy but that's how we love Her <3
I like this one too... a yellow porsche...So Crazy !
Yeah but she's not that bossy to be truthful... omg!! I so cant wait to see the yellow porsche in New Moon!!!!
I might have bit a pillow or two.....

Edward< Braking Dawn
"what can we do to wear bella out today?"
-bella swan Breaking Dawn
Bella: Jasper?

Jasper: Yes it will be nice to not want to kill u all the time...


New Moon

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