Funny Quotes from the Saga

Twilight is about romance, is about passion and action but it's also a lot of FUN !
I had so many laughs in my bed with some words of the book
So if you wanna add your favorites here it'd be great !

Penguins. Lovely.” Edward, Eclipse

"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" Edward, Eclipse

"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse

“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.”
— Emmett Cullen

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Permalink Reply by Litesha Lutz on May 23, 2009 at 3:08pm

I nodded sheepishly."The pillows all appear to have survived."
"Unfortunately, I can't say the same for your,er,nightgown. he nodded toward the foot of the bed, where several scraps of black lace were strewn across the silk sheets.
"That's to bad,"I said."I liked that one."
"I did,too."
Breaking Dawn page 109

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Permalink Reply by sky santos on May 24, 2009 at 11:06am

" Does my being half- naked bother you?"

" Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV"

" Why didn't I just walk away? Oh right, because I'm an idiot."

" you are killing my buzz, Edward"

"Enjoy mongrel"

"Food Network"

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Permalink Reply by Aleria Cullen (Team.?) on May 24, 2009 at 5:15pm

"Look after my heart, I left it with you..."-Edward, Eclipse
I LUV that quote sooo much, it melts my heart

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Permalink Reply by Litesha Lutz on May 24, 2009 at 5:49pm

Aah! that was a very sweet thing to say.

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Permalink Reply by Amber Goessl on May 28, 2009 at 6:51pm

omg that is one of my favorite quotes from the whole saga!!!! :D lol

M.P. said:

"Oh, c'mon," I said, an edge of hysteria in my voice. "I'm only eighteen."
"Well, I'm nearly a hundred and ten. It's time I settled down."
-Edward and Bella, New Moon (not 100% shure...)

Edward: 'How can someone so tiny be so annoying?'
Alice: 'It's a talent.'
-Edward and Alice, Eclipse

"Fall down again, Bella?"
"No, Emmet. I punched a werewolf in the face."
-Emmet and Bella, Eclipse

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Permalink Reply by Zoee-Alicee Halee on May 30, 2009 at 2:46am

Other people don't find this 1 funny but I do 'cause Alice is bein sorta annoying and bossy [which she usually isn't]

"Speaking of Italy and sports cars I stole there, you still owe me a yellow porsche." - Alice Cullen, Eclipse