Funny Quotes from the Saga
I had so many laughs in my bed with some words of the book
So if you wanna add your favorites here it'd be great !
Penguins. Lovely.” Edward, Eclipse
"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" Edward, Eclipse
"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse
“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.”
— Emmett Cullen
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Permalink Reply by M.P. on -
"Oh, c'mon," I said, an edge of hysteria in my voice. "I'm only eighteen."
"Well, I'm nearly a hundred and ten. It's time I settled down."
-Edward and Bella, New Moon (not 100% shure...)
Edward: 'How can someone so tiny be so annoying?'
Alice: 'It's a talent.'
-Edward and Alice, Eclipse
"Fall down again, Bella?"
"No, Emmet. I punched a werewolf in the face."
-Emmet and Bella, Eclipse
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Permalink Reply by Alice_cullen101 on -
bella: okay how dumb do i look?
edward: no you look......sexy- eclipse
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Permalink Reply by M.P. on
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One more:
"I’d thought Jake had been healing the h*** in me—or at least plugging it up, keeping it from hurting me so much. I’d been wrong. He’d just been carving out his own h***, so that I was now riddled through like Swiss cheese. I wondered why I didn’t crumble into pieces."
-Bella, New Moon
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Permalink Reply by TWI-fan #1 on -
"You could have called us"- Edward
"Sorry; I dont have leeches on speed dial"-Jacob
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Permalink Reply by Ya'lita Thompson on -
Edward: (To Jacob after Jacob shows up at Forks High early one morning before school.) This is hardly the place Jacob. Could we discuss this later?
Jacob: Sure, sure. I'll stop by your crypt after school.
-Eclipse
Bella: So why exactly did you decide to ruin Esme's pillows?
Edward: I don't know if I decided to do anything last night.
-Breaking Dawn
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Permalink Reply by Paige Alexis on -
Bella: I know how strong you are, you don't have to break the furniture.
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Permalink Reply by Serena on -
Ok, i've read the books in French so here is an approximate translation of the characters dialogues. Correct me if it sounds weird to English speaking readers. Txs.
Edward : What did u expect, coffins, dungeons and moats?
Bella : No, not the moats?
Edward : You scent is a blend of lavender and freesia...it's very appetizing.
Bella : Of course.That's what I'm told everyday.
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Permalink Reply by embry. i am da alpha! team jj!!! on -
"life sucks. and then you die. yeah i should be so lucky" -jacob, breaking dawn
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Permalink Reply by bella cullen on -
Jacob: "you could be wamer if we had a clothes off"
Bella: "eww"
Edward: "Jacob back off"
bella, jacob and edward -eclipse
not sure if right but if so sorry
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