How do vampires "Do It"?

Okay, well vampires don't have hearts...right? And so therefore they don't have blood? Well I was wanting to know that it they don't have blood, how do they...produce the right things to have sex? I just don't know how it's possible! Haha i am just trying to figure it out XD

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Permalink Reply by embry. i am da alpha! team jj!!! on June 3, 2009 at 12:08am

well, to "do it" you only need to have "doodle" and a "fanny" and, well, yeah, then they do it. nothing happens, they just do it for pleasure. they dont need anything else to do it.

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Permalink Reply by ♥UrStewyBomb♥ on June 3, 2009 at 12:19am

yeah exactly what Savanna said!!
Plus vampires do have hearts they just don't work anymore XD! plus you don't need to have a heart to "do it"! lol

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Permalink Reply by Monika Lopez on June 3, 2009 at 1:18am

well if you are referring to the fact that they need blood to pump through the heart to get to.. well down there for things to get "jumpin"... well we had this discussion in another post but... for the guy vampire.. there is no need... cause they're stone hard *wink*... catch my drift.
I just wonder how it acutally works since a woman vampires body does not change... how can her va-jay-jay change for the woo-whoo to fit? Get my drift since they are like statues?

As for that fact... then if Emmet and Rosalie did it... for example.. would it be considered to be rough sex if they're already rough as it is? HAHAHA. okay... nevermind.. lets just stick to the main subject. LMAO

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Permalink Reply by Mikayla! (is kool) =] on June 3, 2009 at 1:50am

I know but don't they need....blood? To make sperm ans stuff? lol

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Permalink Reply by Monika Lopez on June 3, 2009 at 2:04am

They dont need blood for sperm. Nonetheless they dont need sperm for sex. PLUS they can't have kids...minus the Bella dn Edward excuse. LOL.

Nope.. no blood needed.. unless you're referring to the arousal fact that needs blood in order for anyone to get sexually aroused.. haha.Well who knows how a vampire gets aroused then!

Mikayla Pearce said:

I know but don't they need....blood? To make sperm ans stuff? lol

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Permalink Reply by Mikayla! (is kool) =] on June 3, 2009 at 2:17am

Oh haha thank you :D

I didn't really get it...at first :P

Thanks :)

Monika Lopez said:

They dont need blood for sperm. Nonetheless they dont need sperm for sex. PLUS they can't have kids...minus the Bella dn Edward excuse. LOL.

Nope.. no blood needed.. unless you're referring to the arousal fact that needs blood in order for anyone to get sexually aroused.. haha.Well who knows how a vampire gets aroused then!

Mikayla Pearce said:
I know but don't they need....blood? To make sperm ans stuff? lol