here is one from missy's sister. New Moon!
Bella(inner thought): It feels like if I let go I will fall into tiny pieces.
Jacob: Hey Bella.
Jacob: Does it feel like if you let go you will fall into tiny pieces?
Bella: *shocked* Yeah how did you know?
Jacob: Your voice over was kinda loud.
Jacob Fan Girls vs. Edward Fan Girls!
Fan Girls for Jacob: Jacob Jacob he's our man, if Can't do it know can! Go Jacob! *forms pyramid*
Fan Girls for Edward: Sparkle Sparkle Pretty and Hot, Edward is Everything Jacob is Not! *does flips*
Fan Girls for Jacob: U.G.L.Y EDWARD GOT NO ALIBI, HE UGLY, WHAT WHAT HE UGLAY!
Fan Girls for Edward: I SAY BRR BRR ITS GETTING COLD IN HERE THERE MUST BE WEREWOLF IN THE ATMOSPHERE!
Out of nowhere Edward, Bella and Jacob walk in among the Fan girls battle!
Bella: Omg...look at all these stupid fan girls fighting over you two! *laughs out loud*
Edward: It's not funny, I can't seem to escape from them! They won't leave my alone! *cowers behind Bella*
Jacob: Haha, sucks for you, but once I agree with you! This getting out of hand! *backs away slowly*
All the Fan Girls spot Edward and Jacob and start to turn into a Major Fan Girl Robot!
TWILIGHT FAN GIRL POWERS ACTIVATE!
Edward, Bella, and Jacob, join together to become the Super Twilight Character Robot!
TWILIGHT BOOK POWERS ACTIVATE!
THE TWO HUGE ROBOTS GET INTO TO SUPER NINJA COMBATE, THE BOOK HEROES WON, BUT THE TWILIGHT FAN GIRL SHALL HAVE THEIR REVENGE! LOL