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Permalink Reply by cloe cullen on August 25, 2009 at 1:14pm

lmao im wiv u on that 1 x

Missy~Cool Kids~ said:

HAHAHA!! that was hilarious! hey- i wouldnt complain if rob tried to get into my pants ^^

Brittney Gaither said:

bella_Edward why do you have that crazy accent.
edward_Bella i have told you a hundred times my name is Robert
bella_But you are Edward Cullen my vampire boyfriend and you are suppose to make all my dreams come true
edward_I am a British actor and I only play a vampire on tv
bella_So yesterday when you said your name was Edward you were just trying to get into my pants.
edward_ It worked didn't it?

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Permalink Reply by cloe cullen on August 25, 2009 at 1:17pm

thats a gud 1, imagine him being shot infront of 1 of the army ppl n he hardly flinches lmao x

Brittney Gaither said:

emmett > I am joining the army Carlisle!
Carlisle > That doesn't really make any sense.
emmett > Well I wouldn't have to use a gun i could just eat ppl
Carlisle > You know how i feel about that
emmett > c'mon Dad I wanna Be all that I can be!

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Permalink Reply by cloe cullen on August 25, 2009 at 1:29pm

Haha this 1 i fink is the best lmao

Simone Melissa Geier said:

Here is one:
At the End of Breaking dawn - a futer look.
Therapist: So, you are the Cullens. What can i do for you?
Esme: Well Doc, my kids are so ... weird sometimes.
Charlisle: Yes, we need your help.
Therapist: Okay then, let me see. So you are Emmett, aren't you?
Emmett: Yes, I am. But i have no problem. Rose is anorexic.
Therapist: Is that true Rosalie?
Rose: No I'm not.
Emmett: You are, i never see you eating.
Rose: Edward hears voices.
Therapist: Edward is this true?
Edward: Yes.
Therapist: And what do they say?
Edward: Sometimes, they tell me how sexy I am.
Bella: Shut up.
Edward: Oh come on, you are evil an harsh.
Therapist: Bella?
Bella: No, I'm not. Oh let's come home Edward, you will see what will happen than...
Edward: Doc, do you see what i mean?
Bella: Jasper likes Men.
Therapist: Jasper is that true?
Jasper: Yes and no. I like men who are wearing a uniform.
Alice: Yes, yes he does...ha ha ha...yes.
Therapist: Alice are you alright?
Rose: She is always so jittery.
Therapist. Alice, are you stoned?
Alice: ha ha ha, no no no, .... all this pics in my head... i see the future....ha ha. And Emmett wears lingerie.
Emmett: Just because rose like it.
Rose: grrrr
Therapist: Ok, let me resume: Emmett is a Cross dresser, Rose is anorexic, Edward hears voices, Bella is evil and harsh, Alice has a drug problem and Jasper is bi-sexuell. Should i know soemthing else?
Edward: Yes, we are Vampires.
Therapist falls of his seat.
Charlisle: ok, take the video and let's go.
Esme: I love Home Videos

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Permalink Reply by cloe cullen on August 25, 2009 at 1:29pm

Haha this 1 i fink is the best lmao

Simone Melissa Geier said:

Here is one:
At the End of Breaking dawn - a futer look.
Therapist: So, you are the Cullens. What can i do for you?
Esme: Well Doc, my kids are so ... weird sometimes.
Charlisle: Yes, we need your help.
Therapist: Okay then, let me see. So you are Emmett, aren't you?
Emmett: Yes, I am. But i have no problem. Rose is anorexic.
Therapist: Is that true Rosalie?
Rose: No I'm not.
Emmett: You are, i never see you eating.
Rose: Edward hears voices.
Therapist: Edward is this true?
Edward: Yes.
Therapist: And what do they say?
Edward: Sometimes, they tell me how sexy I am.
Bella: Shut up.
Edward: Oh come on, you are evil an harsh.
Therapist: Bella?
Bella: No, I'm not. Oh let's come home Edward, you will see what will happen than...
Edward: Doc, do you see what i mean?
Bella: Jasper likes Men.
Therapist: Jasper is that true?
Jasper: Yes and no. I like men who are wearing a uniform.
Alice: Yes, yes he does...ha ha ha...yes.
Therapist: Alice are you alright?
Rose: She is always so jittery.
Therapist. Alice, are you stoned?
Alice: ha ha ha, no no no, .... all this pics in my head... i see the future....ha ha. And Emmett wears lingerie.
Emmett: Just because rose like it.
Rose: grrrr
Therapist: Ok, let me resume: Emmett is a Cross dresser, Rose is anorexic, Edward hears voices, Bella is evil and harsh, Alice has a drug problem and Jasper is bi-sexuell. Should i know soemthing else?
Edward: Yes, we are Vampires.
Therapist falls of his seat.
Charlisle: ok, take the video and let's go.
Esme: I love Home Videos

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Permalink Reply by Melissa (Missy) J. on August 26, 2009 at 9:25am

Esme: *watches Edward and Bella cuddle on the couch* Ah, to be young and in love.

Carlisle: Young? Edward is over 100 years old!

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Permalink Reply by ♥KittyLovesBlack♥ on October 15, 2009 at 1:13pm

that i sooo funny hahaha .what if that actually happens ohh *swoons*♥

Brittney Gaither said:

sex scene in breaking dawn at the shoot with rob and kstew

Director ; "Cut!! Cut!! I said Cut!!!
20 minutes later
"Cut!"

Kstew's Boyfriend enters the room.....
Director ; "It's not time for the Jacob scenes yet Michael."

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Permalink Reply by ♥KittyLovesBlack♥ on October 15, 2009 at 1:29pm

so heres one

EDWARD: Bella i wanna do it with you
BELLA: When?
Edward: Now!! (starts taking his clothes off)
Bella:Holly! *looks at his dingalin* man thats big
Edward: yeah (grads bella and gets her naked; and they start doing it)
Bella: Hale yes!!!!!
Edward: what you like Jasper !?
Bella: kinda why
Edward: you been cheating on me
Bella: yes i did
Edward: but i had f*** you 6 times
Bella: yes but hes better he has it bigger anyway
Jasper: yeah dude her tongue is hot
Edward:WTF!!!!!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Melissa (Missy) J. on October 24, 2009 at 7:49pm

THE VOLTURI'S PAST-TIME

Ever wonder what the Volturi do in their free time? Well here it is! (for Liz and Kensie):

*inside the Volturi's layer, we hear yells, cheers, and boos from the circular room*

Aro: Excellent! That is another 34 points for me.

Marcus: *messes with end of cloak* eh.

Caius: NOOOO! *glares*

Aro: ok Caius, it is your turn! *claps*

Caius: *puts letters on board* M-U-R-D-E-R. what is that? FELIX! calculate that for me! Chop chop!

Felix: *calculates* uhh... thats 9 times a triple so 27

Caius: *glares* I hate you all.

Aro: Wonderful! Marcus, it is your turn! *claps enthusiastically*

Marcus: eh, whatever. *puts letters down* S-F-G-T-E-D-E

Caius: THATS NOT EVEN A WORD!!! *glares....alot*

Aro: Don't be so mean! it's a word SOMEWHERE! 42 points for you Marcus!! *claps too much* oww...anyways, YAY!

Caius: *glares*

Alec: *sits in corner with Liz, giggling.*

Pete Wentz: *sits in other corner with Kenzie, more than giggling*

Aro: Pete Wentz! When did you get here?!? *claps**hands bleed*

Caius: *glares* I HATE YOU ALL

Marcus: eh, whatever.

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Permalink Reply by sj on October 24, 2009 at 8:12pm

Brittney Gaither said:

Bella walks in the other room away from Edward
Bella "Pffft." Bella blushes
Edward "You know I can hear and smell that anyway. I could hear your farts for miles away Bella"
Bella thinks " Damn Vampires"

lmao thats a good one

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Permalink Reply by sj on October 24, 2009 at 8:15pm

lmao thats so funny my side hurts now

Brittney Gaither said:

Edward ' You did tell Bella we were just going hunting for the bachelor party right?"
Jasper " Of course I did! What did you think I would tell her where we are really going?" (he laughs)
Emmett sulks " Yeah I would never tell anyone where we are?"
Edward " Come on you Know you love Celine Dion too"
Emmett " I do like some of her songs but I wouldn't be caught dead at her concert Edward I can't believe this crap!"
Jasper "Emmett you are dead."
Edward sings " My heart will go on and on!!"
Jasper "man i love that movie!"

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Permalink Reply by sj on October 24, 2009 at 8:30pm

omg thats so funny

andru!! said:

omg that wass soo freaking funny!!
LOL
but i didn't get it how come bella is evil?

Simone Melissa Geier said:

Here is one:
At the End of Breaking dawn - a futer look.
Therapist: So, you are the Cullens. What can i do for you?
Esme: Well Doc, my kids are so ... weird sometimes.
Charlisle: Yes, we need your help.
Therapist: Okay then, let me see. So you are Emmett, aren't you?
Emmett: Yes, I am. But i have no problem. Rose is anorexic.
Therapist: Is that true Rosalie?
Rose: No I'm not.
Emmett: You are, i never see you eating.
Rose: Edward hears voices.
Therapist: Edward is this true?
Edward: Yes.
Therapist: And what do they say?
Edward: Sometimes, they tell me how sexy I am.
Bella: Shut up.
Edward: Oh come on, you are evil an harsh.
Therapist: Bella?
Bella: No, I'm not. Oh let's come home Edward, you will see what will happen than...
Edward: Doc, do you see what i mean?
Bella: Jasper likes Men.
Therapist: Jasper is that true?
Jasper: Yes and no. I like men who are wearing a uniform.
Alice: Yes, yes he does...ha ha ha...yes.
Therapist: Alice are you alright?
Rose: She is always so jittery.
Therapist. Alice, are you stoned?
Alice: ha ha ha, no no no, .... all this pics in my head... i see the future....ha ha. And Emmett wears lingerie.
Emmett: Just because rose like it.
Rose: grrrr
Therapist: Ok, let me resume: Emmett is a Cross dresser, Rose is anorexic, Edward hears voices, Bella is evil and harsh, Alice has a drug problem and Jasper is bi-sexuell. Should i know soemthing else?
Edward: Yes, we are Vampires.
Therapist falls of his seat.
Charlisle: ok, take the video and let's go.
Esme: I love Home Videos

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Permalink Reply by Sarah Anaya aka Cookie Monster ! on October 24, 2009 at 9:06pm

when bella finds out edward a vampire


Bella: you wont hurt me

Edward : come with me

Bella: what? Where we going ?

Edward: I need to show you , You have to see me sparkle

Bella: Your taking me to a gay bar ?

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