edward and bella at the cottage in bed
BELLA: *moans loudly* oh yes! omg ! yes yes!
EDWARD:u like it don't ya u sexy b****?!
BELLA *moans* YES!!!!!
EDWARD: yeah baby!
in the far corner by the door Renesmee is looking
RENESMEE:*giggling softly* omg
BELLA AND EDWARD: renesmee!!!!!!
BELLA: omg!!!!! she shouldn't be watching us doing this *covers with the sheets*
EDWARD: renesmee go to ur room!!!!! NOW
RENESMEE: no way! im filming this *shows them a camera*
BELLA:OMG OMG OMG ! edward stop
EDWARD: ok renesmee! go to ur room
the next day in the main house Edward and Bella come in
as soon as they come in they hear emmet laughing
EDWARD: what is so funny
EMMETT:*laughing* haha*shows them a tape that said SEX TAPE edward and bella*
EDWARD AND BELLA: omg!!!!!!!
BELLA: this is soo embarassing
AlICE: u think; this is better than E! News
ROSALIE: Edward i didn't know u were a sex addict
EDWARD: im not!
JASPER: u feel embarassed, u too Bella
EDWARD AND BELLA: of course we do!
BELLA: come on edward lets go!
EMMETT: 2 have more sex
BELLA: we are gonna have more sex right now right?
EDWARD: *excited* duh!
BELLA: *gets turned on* oh yeah!
end of story
i dont know that just popped into my head is funny though
Edward and bella are in bed.
Bella:Edward stop biteing the pillows
Edward:I bite them so i don't bite you
Bella:well if you bite me at least id feal something
*post breaking dawn*
emmett: *calls bella on the phone and gets her voicemail* Hey Bella... umm....first off i'd like to say im sorry....don't hurt me....well....i was playing around with this grizzlie.....you know emmett style and i may have accidentally fell on renesmee....
Bella: you can't go out in the sunlight, somebody could see you
Edward:nah, don't worry, i borrowed Stefan's ring *grin*