things that you would never read in Twilight, New Moon, and so on
If you have ever been on the Lexicon before it got hacked, you might remember that they had a forum called "things that would never be said in Twilight/New Moon. Now that they changed it, you can't add any new topics and they didn't bring it back, which made me really sad. all their stuff was so funny! so i'm started one over here. just post funny things that you would never read in any of the books!
here's mine:
Edward: Leggo my eggo Jasper!
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Bella; Edward, how did you get in here?
Edward: I Apparated.
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Alice: I did NOT see that coming.
Jasper: What?
Alice: That I would look so COOL in the movie!
here's mine:
Edward: Leggo my eggo Jasper!
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Bella; Edward, how did you get in here?
Edward: I Apparated.
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Alice: I did NOT see that coming.
Jasper: What?
Alice: That I would look so COOL in the movie!
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Permalink Reply by Emilie Hoffman on -
Alice: Can you believe it?
Edward: I know
Alice: I never saw it coming
Rosalie: What???
Alice: Emmett actually picked up and moved the house across the country.
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Permalink Reply by Lauren on -
*jaws theme*
Bella:*sitting reading*
Jacob:*lungs at bella*
Edward: *grabs Jacob* U are not a shark!
Jacob: :(
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Permalink Reply by Lauren on
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For Missy! I ♥ U, BOB!
Bella: *reading twilight fanstories*
Edward: wat u reading?
Bella: *blushes and turns off the screen*
Edward: wat? *turns on screen to read a sex scene between him, bella. . . .AND JACOB?!!?* who sumitted this?!!?
Bella: *scrolls down*
Edward: missy metzler. CURSE U MISSY!
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Permalink Reply by Melissa (Missy) J. on -
hehe ty to my sis lauren for these:
Edward: What if i'm not the hero? What if I'm the bad guy?
Bella: What are you saying Edward?
Edward: I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: What makes you so dangerous?
Edward: I sparkle
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Edward: you need to see what I look like in the sun! *runs Bella up the mountain*
Bella: you sparkle?
Edward: *wearily, gaging her every reaction* yeeeeaaah
Bella: are you gay?
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Permalink Reply by Lori White on -
LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOOLLOLOLOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MizHafHaf said:Right so things you would never read in the books right?? Here's an alternate version of the of New Moon.
Edward: "Bella I'm leaving you."
Bella: "What? Why? Oh no, you've found someone else haven't you? It's Jessica isn't it?! That b**** I'll get her!!"
Edward: "No Bella, it's not Jessica."
Bella: "Then WHO is it?!"
Edward: ".... Mike."
Bella: o_o
LOL Srry that just popped into my head so i really wanted to write it XD
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Permalink Reply by Lori White on
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You are truly twisted! I love it! LOLOLOLOLOL
missy metzler said:Edward: Im a barbie girl, in a barbie world. *does a twirl* you can brush my hair and dress me anywhere! I feel so pretty, oh so pretty! i feel pretty and witty and GAY!!!! oh Bella don't you just love this skirt I'm wearing?
Bella: Oh My God!?!? what has happened to you Edward?? snap out of it! Jacob kissed me again today.
Edward: aww that's nice! he's so cute. and buff! *giggles*
Bella: aren't you going to get mad?? aren't you going to be all manly and beat him up??? growl a little? something?
Edward: eww no! that would mess up my nails!
Jasper: *snickers in the hallway with emmett* this is so much fun!
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Permalink Reply by Lori White on
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LOLLOL!!!! Too Funny!
Brittney Gaither said:emmett > I am joining the army Carlisle!
Carlisle > That doesn't really make any sense.
emmett > Well I wouldn't have to use a gun i could just eat ppl
Carlisle > You know how i feel about that
emmett > c'mon Dad I wanna Be all that I can be!
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Permalink Reply by Simone Melissa Geier on -
Here is one:
At the End of Breaking dawn - a futer look.
Therapist: So, you are the Cullens. What can i do for you?
Esme: Well Doc, my kids are so ... weird sometimes.
Charlisle: Yes, we need your help.
Therapist: Okay then, let me see. So you are Emmett, aren't you?
Emmett: Yes, I am. But i have no problem. Rose is anorexic.
Therapist: Is that true Rosalie?
Rose: No I'm not.
Emmett: You are, i never see you eating.
Rose: Edward hears voices.
Therapist: Edward is this true?
Edward: Yes.
Therapist: And what do they say?
Edward: Sometimes, they tell me how sexy I am.
Bella: Shut up.
Edward: Oh come on, you are evil an harsh.
Therapist: Bella?
Bella: No, I'm not. Oh let's come home Edward, you will see what will happen than...
Edward: Doc, do you see what i mean?
Bella: Jasper likes Men.
Therapist: Jasper is that true?
Jasper: Yes and no. I like men who are wearing a uniform.
Alice: Yes, yes he does...ha ha ha...yes.
Therapist: Alice are you alright?
Rose: She is always so jittery.
Therapist. Alice, are you stoned?
Alice: ha ha ha, no no no, .... all this pics in my head... i see the future....ha ha. And Emmett wears lingerie.
Emmett: Just because rose like it.
Rose: grrrr
Therapist: Ok, let me resume: Emmett is a Cross dresser, Rose is anorexic, Edward hears voices, Bella is evil and harsh, Alice has a drug problem and Jasper is bi-sexuell. Should i know soemthing else?
Edward: Yes, we are Vampires.
Therapist falls of his seat.
Charlisle: ok, take the video and let's go.
Esme: I love Home Videos
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Permalink Reply by Lakota Dixon on -
This is funny.. . but kinda stupid. I like it.
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Permalink Reply by andru!! on -
omg that wass soo freaking funny!!
LOL
but i didn't get it how come bella is evil?
Simone Melissa Geier said:Here is one:
At the End of Breaking dawn - a futer look.
Therapist: So, you are the Cullens. What can i do for you?
Esme: Well Doc, my kids are so ... weird sometimes.
Charlisle: Yes, we need your help.
Therapist: Okay then, let me see. So you are Emmett, aren't you?
Emmett: Yes, I am. But i have no problem. Rose is anorexic.
Therapist: Is that true Rosalie?
Rose: No I'm not.
Emmett: You are, i never see you eating.
Rose: Edward hears voices.
Therapist: Edward is this true?
Edward: Yes.
Therapist: And what do they say?
Edward: Sometimes, they tell me how sexy I am.
Bella: Shut up.
Edward: Oh come on, you are evil an harsh.
Therapist: Bella?
Bella: No, I'm not. Oh let's come home Edward, you will see what will happen than...
Edward: Doc, do you see what i mean?
Bella: Jasper likes Men.
Therapist: Jasper is that true?
Jasper: Yes and no. I like men who are wearing a uniform.
Alice: Yes, yes he does...ha ha ha...yes.
Therapist: Alice are you alright?
Rose: She is always so jittery.
Therapist. Alice, are you stoned?
Alice: ha ha ha, no no no, .... all this pics in my head... i see the future....ha ha. And Emmett wears lingerie.
Emmett: Just because rose like it.
Rose: grrrr
Therapist: Ok, let me resume: Emmett is a Cross dresser, Rose is anorexic, Edward hears voices, Bella is evil and harsh, Alice has a drug problem and Jasper is bi-sexuell. Should i know soemthing else?
Edward: Yes, we are Vampires.
Therapist falls of his seat.
Charlisle: ok, take the video and let's go.
Esme: I love Home Videos
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