bella_Edward why do you have that crazy accent.
edward_Bella i have told you a hundred times my name is Robert
bella_But you are Edward Cullen my vampire boyfriend and you are suppose to make all my dreams come true
edward_I am a British actor and I only play a vampire on tv
bella_So yesterday when you said your name was Edward you were just trying to get into my pants.
edward_ It worked didn't it?
haha that's so funny.
Edward: Bella I'm leaving you.
Bella: I was going to break up with you anyways.
Edward: Wait? What? I'm supposed to break up with you and you're supposed to be devistated!
Bella: Yeah, about that... I found someone more suitable for me.
Edward: It's because I'm a monster isn't it?
Bella: No, Mike Newton just has a bigger p***s.