CRISTMAS EAV: AT CELEBERTY R.US
Mom- WHAT DO MEEN YOU DONT HAVE ANY MORE ROBERT PATTNSONS?!?!??!
Dad- If we dont have Robert Pattinson under the tree tomorow morning then were both dead.
Worker- I'm sorry but were all sold out of Robert Pattinson. It seems that hes very famous.
Dad- But we need him!
Worker- I'm sorry but we dont have any. But we have Peter Facinelli, Tayler Laughtner, Jackson Rathbone, and Kellan Lutz.
Dad- We already have them!
Mom- We are so dead.
CRISTMAS DAY: IN FRONT OF THE TREE
Me-YAY!!!! Kellan, Peter, Jackson, Tayler..... Wait a second. Mom? Dad? Whers Robert? I dont see him anywere.
Mom- Ummmm . . .
Dad- Sweety . . . I dont know how to tell you this but . . . Umm . . .
Me- You did get him right?
Dad- Well we tried but--
Me- What do you meen you tried?
Mom- Well we went to CELEBERTY R.US and we asked for him but they said they were sold out.
Me- Sold out? Are you kidding me? SOLD OUT?!?!?! You know what this meens right?
Dad- It was'nt ower fault!
Me-I dont care whoes fault it is. I said I wanted ROBERT PATTINSON! And since I dont have him you two have to pay for it.
Parents together- NO! PLEASE! WERE SO SORRY!!!!
Me- Its too late for that now. You should have thought about that earler.
Mother and Father bodies found in woods behind house with all blood drained from bodies.Police found note stating the following: My parents didnt get me ROBERT PATTENSON for Cristmas and now they'v paid for their stupid actions.
Police still have not found girl but are looking. Sources say she ran away with the following actors frome the popular " Twilight saga": Jackson Rathbone, Kellan Luts, Peter Facinelli, and Tayler Laughtner.
There was a theft at a CELEBERTY R.US. The onley thing stolen was a Robert Pattinson...