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Permalink Reply by Tallulah on August 24, 2009 at 7:16am When you stay up until 5:00am reading all of these and smiling like an idiot because there hasn't been one that hasn't happened to you. (I am so guilty of this. Lol.)
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Permalink Reply by Jacob<3 on September 26, 2009 at 3:32am Why the hale ;) are you on a twilight fan base then when you dont like the books??? (you know your addicted to twilight when u use hale instead of hell) :L
Rosalie Hale <3 said:so your on this site and you dont even like the books wow
Elliott Lawrence said:You know your brainwashed by Twilight if...(This only applies to rabid Twitards (Twifans), to those sensible fans this is not mean to offend you in any way. (Though i have to say, if you are sensible, why like the book?).
1) You attack people who disagree with your opinions
2) You prefer a stalking, abusive boyfriend to a normal guy who does will not rape you (Having sex with a girl who's passed out and breaking bones and hurting her a lot through the process is not romantic, it's called rape)
3) You deny the fact that Stephenie Meyer is a horrible writer and Stephen King is awesome
4) You make a religion based on Twilight
5) You would pay for a movie that would do a better job putting you to sleep than entertain
6) You stay up late at night waiting and looking for your stalker
7) You think these things that Stephenie Meyer has created are Vampires
8) You copy Isabella in hope that your stalker will come and catch you in one of your "clumsy" falls
9) You deny that Robert Pattison thinks Stephenie Meyer is mad (He said it on an interview for gods sake!)
10) You deny that Breaking Dawn should be re-named Breaking Fail
11) You deny that the book is crap and has very little semblance of plot
12) You only read Twilight because you want to get rid of Isabella and replace her with yourself
13) You think that people who dont like Twilight are boys who dont like romance or drama
14) At this point in time you probably hate me or at least are annoyed, if you are then i've done my job of being a troll
BEFORE YOU RESPOND READ THIS:
I have read all Twilight books so far, the first just to see what it was (I thought it was crap), the second i was hoping it would get better (it didn't), the other two just to know what im talking about when im trolling fan forums (like now). I saw the movie because my friend is a Twitard (I have tried many times to get her off it, it's working, albeit very slowly) who wanted someone to come along with her(Too bad i had a free day).
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