"TEAM MUFF" ~Loves~ T*W*I*L*I*G*H*T

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"TEAM MUFF" ~Loves~ T*W*I*L*I*G*H*T

This group is for all you "Muffie" lovers out there.,.whether you like yours with chocolate, tuna or custard.,.not forgetting a sprinkle of Twilight then this is the group for you.,.!!! =D =D =D xXx

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Latest Activity: Dec 20, 2013


With thanx to Annie for the Kellan pic above.,.luv ya x x




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Kristy's story part one

Started by MJ-Muff (`) StoryTeller Apr 5, 2011.

Part 4 Mel's story 5 Replies

Started by MJ-Muff (`) StoryTeller. Last reply by Jovana <3 Feb 22, 2011.

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Comment by BellaBlack on June 16, 2013 at 12:49pm

wow it's been alooonng time ! whts  new ?

Comment by MJ-Muff (`) StoryTeller on February 22, 2011 at 9:12am
LOL You mean like the soggy O's???? Eeeeewwww!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!
Comment by Jovana <3 on February 20, 2011 at 10:36am
well the pic went  kind of in a circle LOL
Comment by MJ-Muff (`) StoryTeller on February 19, 2011 at 7:58am
LOL where?
Comment by Jovana <3 on February 19, 2011 at 5:11am
omfg! kristyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...lol Mj i know where she got dom's pic lol
Comment by MJ-Muff (`) StoryTeller on February 17, 2011 at 8:50am
LMFAO!!!!! Where in the hell did you get this?
Comment by MJ-Muff (`) StoryTeller on January 1, 2011 at 10:08pm

K Thanks for the info, I am looking forward reading them ALL!!!!! I have a joke to share.

I have learned that pleasing EVERYONE is too hard, but p****** everyone off is a piece of cake.

This next joke goes to Edwin.......

Dear Edwin. Your penis is not Pinocio's nose. It does not get bigger every time you lie about its size.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

 

Comment by MJ-Muff (`) StoryTeller on November 29, 2010 at 9:00am
OK Here is another great moment with my wonderful mother!!!

It was Saturday night. I invited my best friend Brandy over for dinner. We were cleaning up, and I was in the dinning room getting more dishes. My mom asked Brandy if she sees the rack for her portable oven. Brandy couldn't find it. So she tells her to ask me if I knew where it was. As I am walking out of the dinning room, Brandy approaches me and says, "MJ have you seen your mom's rack?" I look at her like WTF????? Brandy sees the look on my face and said, "OMG that is not what I ment!!!!!' I go up to my mom laughing and say, "Mom I NEVER have seen your RACK before." YOU would think by now my mom knew what we were talking about.....NOPE!!! She is looking at me like WTF is wrong with you! She says, "Yes you did!! Last night we put it in the oven!" STILL she is looking at us like WTF??? Then she says, "WHat the F*** is SO funny? I washed it up here in the KITCHEN last night!"

After that we couldn't say anything for like an hour. We where laughing so hard it felt great! When she did figured it out she tells me that I get my dirty mind for my dad. I guess so because he knew what we were talking about right when it was said. THANKS DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by LePetiteDeviante▲ on November 29, 2010 at 7:18am
im bored o.o so i wanted to write something really dirty here...but than i didnt remeber anything dirty and funny to share whit my muffies.....so sorry (" ,)
Comment by MJ-Muff (`) StoryTeller on October 27, 2010 at 10:31pm
Well ladies I have yet another tail to tell. It is about my son Kobey dirty mind!!

Orion, Kobey and I where sitting at the table having a snack. FOr some weird reason Orion started to talk about ANNOYING TV shows. I said, "When I was a teen everyone hated Barney. DO you know who he is?" They both said yes. Then Orion said, "I heard Barney did something BAD while fliming the show." I said, "yeah I heard the same thing, but they didnt say what he did to get fired." Kobey said, "Maybe the man in side the the suit was showing the kids his OWN SPECIAL Purple Headed Dino, or trying to compare to see who was bigger."..................... MJ's Jaw hit the floor, and froze looking at her son with BIG large eyes. I couldnt beleive that my 10 YEAR old SON just said that!! I was SHOCKED!!!! But then I started to laugh HARD!! I almost choked. All I could say to him was OMG!!!! Kobey that is just SO not right, GROSS, how......what......who......Damn it dont say that again." he said, "If I cant say that again why are you laughing?" "Just dont do it!" So you would think that is the end of that WRONG!!! Muff Diver heard us laughing so he comes into the room and asked what was so funny. Orion said, "We were talking about Barney and that he got fired from doing something bad while they where fliming. Mom heard the same thing but doesnt know what he did wrong, Kobey said, "Maybe the man in side the the suit was showing the kids his OWN SPECIAL Purple Headed Dino, or trying to compare to see who was bigger." Muff Diver looks at me to see if Orion was really telling the truth. I Nodded..... He said, "Well we know where he gets his dirty mind from." And walks out the room. LMFAO!!!!!
 

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