"TEAM MUFF" ~Loves~ T*W*I*L*I*G*H*T


"TEAM MUFF" ~Loves~ T*W*I*L*I*G*H*T

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Kristy's story part one

Started by MJ-Muff (`) StoryTeller Apr 5, 2011.

Part 4 Mel's story 5 Replies

Started by MJ-Muff (`) StoryTeller. Last reply by Jovana <3 Feb 22, 2011.

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Comment by MJ-Muff (`) StoryTeller on October 26, 2010 at 9:06am
Here is a joke I know you will like. I hope you haven’t read it before.
The Hannigans were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Hannigan kissed his wife and said, “Well I’m off now. The man should be here soon.” Half an hour later, just by chance, a door to door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. “Good morning, Ma’am,” He said. “I’ve come to…”
“Oh, no need to explain,” Mrs. Hannigan cut in embarrassed, “I’ve been expecting you.” “Have you really?” said the photographer. “Well that’s good. Did you know babies are my specialty?”
“Well that’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat.” After a moment she asked, blushing, “Well, where do we start?”
“Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.”
“Bathtub, living room floor? NO wonder it didn’t work out for Harry and I.”
“Well ma’am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from 6 or 7 angles. I’m sure you’ll be pleased with the results.”
“My that is a lot!” gasped Mrs. Hannigan.
“Ma’am in my line of work a man has to take his time. I’d love to be in and out in five minutes, but I’m sure you’d be disappointed with that.”
“Don’t I know it.” Said Mrs. Hannigan, quietly. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. “This was done on top of a bus,” he said.
“Oh, my God!” Mrs. Hannigan exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
“And these twins turned out exceptionally well- when you consider their mother was difficult to work with.”
“She was difficult” she asked.
“Yes, I’m afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around 4 and 5 deep to get a good look.”
“4 to 5 feet DEEP?” said Mrs. Hannigan, her eyes wide with amazement.
“Yes, and for more than 3 hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling- I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.”
“Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh….equipment?
“It’s true, Ma’am, yes. Well, if you are ready, I’ll set up my tripod and we can get started right away.”
“Tripod?” “Oh yes ma’am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It’s much too big to be held in the hand for very long.”
-THUMP- that’s the sound of Mrs. Hannigan fainting.
Comment by MJ-Muff (`) StoryTeller on October 23, 2010 at 7:43am
Here are some funny CONDOM Slogans!!! 1. Cover your stump before you hump! 2. If you think your spunky, cover your monkey. 3. Cage that snake, then shake and bake! 4. Cover your vein, then drive her insane. 5. Hide ol' Harry, then take her cherry. 6. Cover that seeder, before you breed her.
Comment by MJ-Muff (`) StoryTeller on October 21, 2010 at 7:58am
REarrange the letters! 1. Mother in law- Woman Hitler 2.Desperation- a rope ends it. 3. Slot machines- Cash lost in me 4. Dormitory- Dirty room. 5. Snooze alarms - Alas no more Z's

I have PMS and a GPS. Which means I am a B**** and I will find you!!
Comment by MJ-Muff (`) StoryTeller on October 16, 2010 at 9:17pm
Beans Beans the magical fruit, the more you flick the more you HOOT!!!! LOL!!!! So ladies here are new words that I will be added to my Verb-age.

P**** slap = A woman getting slaped by her own P**** Juice. here is the other one.
Twilight Cupcakes = When two girls on their rag get in the scissor position, and vigorously convulse whilst screaming Edwards name.
Comment by MJ-Muff (`) StoryTeller on September 25, 2010 at 8:31am
ATTENTION MY MUFFIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUESS WHAT???? It has been a full year now sine we have been a Muffie Family!!
Comment by MJ-Muff (`) StoryTeller on September 21, 2010 at 6:46pm
LOL uuuummm if I let you eat me that would mean I am gay.... Well I know I am not gay, I am BI!!!!! lol SO C** on ladies any one else going to continue the story??? I got more ideas but I would like for you to add your part!!!! PLEASE!!!!
Comment by Kristy ♥'s Shawn ~ISFT~ *muff* on September 20, 2010 at 12:38am
i would like it know that domi is a skanky hoe, she has cheated on her twi-husband with someone elses twi-hubby, now we know this isnt the 1st time she's cheated on a hubby, in fact her second hubby is who she cheated on her first with, Whats worse is she did it to a fellow muff who was supposely her best friend! ... thank you ... that is all ... have a nice day
Comment by MJ-Muff (`) StoryTeller on September 11, 2010 at 7:43pm
K ladies here we go!!!
*Song playing is Shoop from Salt n Peppa*
MJ shouts out, “To the left, now stretch that big muscle, now squeeze it ladies. Don’t be shy, now hold it….. Good now to the right.”
The time is almost up for MJ’s aerobic class. (what did you think we were doing?)
*song stops*
“OK, good job ladies. C-ya till next time.” Said MJ. She walks over to her water bottle and towel. She starts to drink her water as she looks outside and sees Edward shirtless outside in the rain playing mud football with his friends. Then to his left she sees Roslie wearing her white leotard in the pouring rain. You can see her perfect body better now that it is wet. You can see her tits poking through her outfit. “Oh my F****** god, No she did not!!” Said MJ.
“What’s wrong MJ?” asked Kristy. “Look at Roslie she will do everything to get any attention, she’s so wet you can see her f****** twat……….Look the wetter she gets her lips get looser.” Said MJ.
“Did you hear? I heard that she is trying to become a witch and wants to cast a spell on men so they can adore her 24-7. But so far she isn’t having any luck.” Said Kristy.
Then they hear someone behind them and says……. Next person……
Comment by LePetiteDeviante▲ on September 11, 2010 at 8:38am
IM F****** IN TOO XD
Comment by MJ-Muff (`) StoryTeller on September 10, 2010 at 8:48pm
Ok I got an idea. Since we all ways keep missing each other I think we should play a game. This game is when everyone puts up there own story on. Here are the rules. You are alowed to put yourself in the story, No bashing someone if they take the man you want in your story, SO NO hating!!! And you can only add your part once a day. So like I will start it and who ever wants to continue it they can. You can make up what ever you want. It can be down right NASTY (Which I LOVE) or you can make is sweet as suger on the Diamond Batt!!! I think we can have your fun again. Besides ladies without my muffies I cant think of ideas for new stories. SO before we start lets make a list on who is going to join in with me. And also we need Idea titles for this. LOL I know we can think of a LOT of titles on our own.

Emma!!!! We are all busy with our lives. It sucks but that is just how life is in here for now. Damn it I hate it!!!!! Miss YA!!!!

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