New Book for all of us Humans that want to stay safe dating Vampires!!
Vampire Taxonomy
Excert from Chapter 8: ground rules for dating a vampire.....
To wit, the "Eight Steps to a Safe Vampire Relationship" :
1. Determine whether its love, lust or possession, ("... Suss out whether what you're feeling is the real deal or merely the aftereffects of a fang-gasm")
2. Know whats on the menu ("Do no…