10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen 10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”. 9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget. 8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can. 7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin. 6. When you g…