-Well I thought what the hell... I'll go first and see how this works. Again this story is M for a reason so please don't take me out back and beat me for lack of a warning. (holds breath) Ok... here we go-                God I don’t want to be here. I sat back in my chair to take a drink of my beer. I kept to myself in the corner of the room while watching everyone laugh and mingle with each oth…