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15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go."
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
I bet this is going to end up really weird O.o ps. some of these songs are my brothers, so this is going to end up really weird I bet...
Opening Credits: Bella's lullaby by carter burwell (lol, maybe this song is my brother's! it's not though that would be funny...)
Waking Up: Take it off by ke$ha (morning sex. eww.)
First Day At School: Ignorance by paramore (so far so good. no embarassing songs yet.)
Making Your New Best Friend: Headphones on by miranda cosgrove (whoops spoke to soon. wtf,this stuff makes no sense...)
Falling In Love: Do you like waffles by perry gripp (wtf?)
Breaking Up: I gotta feeling by the black eyed peas (umm, that's abreak up song? I don't think so...)
Prom: the middle by jimmy eat world (that is one of my brother's songs.)
Graduation: decode by paramore (still not making any sense)
Life's Okay: brick by boring brick by paramore (umm, ok a girl falls into a grave. ripping wings off of butterflies? ooookkkkaaaayyyy then..)
Death of a Close Friend: Fences by paramore (I like paramore!)
Mental Breakdown: I just can't live a lie by carrie underwood (okay a guy caused me to go into a breakdown mode... makes more sense then anything else that has happened)
Driving: Pressure by paramore (umm, so driving is not my thing...)
Flashback: Let it rock by kevin rouldoph and lil wayne (another of my brother's songs)
Getting Back Together: Breath by paramore (sad song? umm, foreshadowing much?)
Birth of Child: swim in silence by paramore (did I mention I like paramore?)
Wedding Scene: No suprise by daughtry (another of my brothers songs)
Car Accident: haha, told you so! okay but the song is : the night before (life goes on) by carrie underwood (wrong carrie underwood song)
Final Battle: supermassive blackhole by muse (vampire baseball is a battle? Maybe...)
Death Scene: crushcrushcrush by paramore (Oh my gosh I love this song! I'm not shuffling it yet...)
Funeral Song: bring me to life by evanecence (not happening)
End Credits: the gunia pig way from youtube (wtf!?!?!?!)
Deleted Scenes: flightless bird american mouth
that turned out messed up. okay...
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