The SM.T.NM.E.BD.M.TH Disorder

If anything can make you think or talk about the Twilight saga, the actors from the Twilight movies or The host you've got the SM.T.NM.E.BD.M.TH disorder.
I'm so not sorry because it's the best thing that will ever happen to you.
There is nothing you can do, you just have to try to live with it.

There are about 100 people that have the SM.T.NM.E.BD.M.TH disorder so remember ...
your not alone.

//1 of the 100 (I believe it's more)

THE MSSENGERs
Do you get freaked out when you see huge black birds?
If so you have THE MESSENGERs.
I'm sorry but the only thing that can help is if you try to stay away from huge black birds, scary houses, zombies and sunflowers. (Sometimes sunflowers can be the most scary of all)

There are about 50 people that have the THE MESSENGERs disorder so remember ...
your not alone.

//1 of the 50

the PR disorder
Do you get scared of being locked in a room made entirely out of iron? And freak out when a weird person says something funny in a scary situation?
If so you have got the PR disorder.
To avoid this you should stay away from Panic Rooms.

There are about 25 people that have the PR disorder so remember ...
your not alone.

//1 of the 25