I'M TEAM JACOB!!!! CUZ IF HE RIPS ROSALIE'S HEAD OFF, I GET EMMETT!!!! You think you've got problems? Well, I have OCD - Obsessive Cullen disorder You think your life sucks? Well, I'm in love with a 100 year old, non-existent vampire! When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I wanted to be a vampire.
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your heart leaps when you see a silver Volvo drive by
you think about him all day (AND PROUD OF IT)
you remember everything he says
you stealth around pretending you’re a vampire
you want to play baseball in a thunderstorm
you drink cranberry juice... just to pretend
you doodle his name
you cant put the book down if he’s a part of it
you hunt mountain lion
you compare every guy to Edward
you hate Rosalie!!
you pretend to read minds
you run really fast (or at least try to)
you feel bad for Charlie
you love meadows
you suspect people of being vampires
you think that pale is the new tan
you use twilight related affairs in homework assignments -such as vocabulary sentences
you think the Cullens are the new brady bunch
you Google his character even though he isn't real
you always have a book on hand
you spend countless hours on fan fiction
stepheniemeyer.com is your homepage
you quote the book in everyday conversation
you fantasize about fangs
you spend rainy days pretending to be in Forks
you will name your first born, boy/girl, after a character
you put on white makeup and purple eyes shadow and
then go out in public....and even hiss at strangers
you downloaded "Clair De Lune"
you interrogate pale people why they don't like the sun
you pursue a career in dentistry to find someone with fangs
you friended Edward Cullen on Facebook
you casually migrate away from redheads in a crowd
you explore abandoned houses looking for the Cullens
you are afraid of dance studios
the topic of being immortal pops up in regular conversation.
you say OMJ
i say OME
you say OJD
i say OCD
you say jonas brothers
i say paramore
you sing "that's just the way we roll"
i sing "i caught myself"
you say joe jonas
i say haley williams
you watch harry potter and the chamber of secrets
i watch twilight
you say potter
i say cullen
you say harry potter series
i say twilight saga
you say j.k rowling
i say stephenie meyer
you say wizard
i say vampire
you say hot
i say cold
you say team jacob
i say team edward
you say brad pitt and angelina jolie
i say edward cullen and bella swan
you say sprite
i say coke
you say "twilight sucks"
i say "YOU SHOULD DIE!!!"
You say Harry Potter,
I say Twilight.
You say Daniel Radcliffe,
I say Robert Pattinson.
You say wizards,
I say vampires.
You say Hermione,
I say Bella.
You say Remus Lupin,
I say Jacob Black.
You say the Voldemort,
I say Lord Volturi.
You say J.K. Rowling,
I say Stephanie Meyer.
You say Severus Snape Half-Blood Prince
I say Renesmee, half-blood vampire
You say Hogwarts,
I say Forks.
You call me weird,
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I LOVE THESE PICTURES!!!!!!America's Broken Heart (a 9/11 poem)
I sing the song of deep tragedy
A song of loss, despair, betrayal
I sing the song of September 11th
The day America's heart was torn
I sing the terror of realization
I sing the panic of running to live
I sing the song of an abandoned dream
I sing of the shattered hope
Of a widowed bride
I sing the confusion and anger of an orphaned child
I sing the sorrow of losing a lifelong friend
To heartless terror
I sing for the emptiness in our skyline --
-- I sing for our bruised apple
I sing the chilling images that haunt our country
I sing for the hope that we will recover
And once again grow and live
by Lauren R. O'Jea, DARTMOUTH
(i take no credit for this)