Instructions #1: Google house hippos. Now.

#2: Picture a large fluffy cat ominously starring at you from a gaping h*** in the ceiling

#3: Resume reading



Recently there have been some reno's done to my kitchen. So there's been this h*** in the ceiling where they've done electrical stuff, right above the fridge.



Cat: a small domesticated carnivore,… Continue

Vampires in a way, remind me of Greek goddesses, powerful and beautiful. Rosalie kind of reminds me of Aphrodite.





Aphrodite

Born of foam, risen from sea, a woman of beauty and arrogancy

Betrothed to a man without looks nor taste, a sin it does seem she was sent without haste

He adorned her with jewels or whatever she pleased, though she was unfaithful every chance she could seize

T’is a tangled web I weave, some say I’m foolish some say naïve

For many… Continue

here are some of my favourite twilight quotes. *sniffle* I just love *sniffle* twilight *sniffle*

oh, me?

yes, why I'm just dandy...

NOOOO whaaaaaa

Stupid boy. My Edward is such a fool..... my Ex-Edward.



so I'll jsut distract myself if you don't mind.



Haven’t you noticed yet, Bella, that Edward is just the teeniest bit prone to overreaction?

Alice Cullen, Eclipse, Chapter 4, p.93



Overprotective fool.

Alice Cullen, Eclipse, Chapter… Continue

Hey, I need something to distract me. I'm in a a pissy mood from all the ginger jokes and pissy people. So, who wants to dress like Bella swan?

MEMEMEMEME!

That's right, you too can dress like Miss Swan in these simple steps.



1.The coat:

http://www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Womens/Outerwear/Cord+Progression+Coat



2.The… Continue