Hi im Elizabeth........Edwards biological sister. We were changed by Carlisle at the same time.....so......we've pretty much have been together all of our lives......I was sooooooo very greatful when Bella came around because Edward can leave me alone....see...before Bella he was always in my bussness and wold NEVER EVER leave me alone...so now he acctualy has someone else to bug...THNK GOD!!!!!!!!
and when Renesmee was born...and when the Voultri tried to kill her.....they traded me for Renesmee...(i wouldn't blame them...i can me VERY annoying) but i had to go to the Voultri!!!! it was really bad but after a while once they got to no me...they sent me home....(just shows me wat big of a pain I can be)-(heheheheheheh)
IM PROUD TO BE WEIRD!
16 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART~
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-slip a bra and a lacey pink th0ng into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
11-attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
15-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."
16-on the announser thing, start sing "Baby Got Back" by
NoTe FoR tHe CuLlEnS
hi its me...your stalker. just wanted to say that you should get a better securaty system 'cuz i broke in and stole Dr. Cullens thingy-a-mig-jig (it's cool! i can heat my heart!) i also stole some of rosalies coolio clothes. and i st-- just to let you know! i only took stuff for souviners! oh and alice you have coolio supernatural future powers and you should of seen this comin! shame shame...anyway! i stole esme's...uhhh... i dont know wat i stole from her...uhhhh...hmm...anyway! cool hat from France alice! :D lastly my fav vampire! (yes i no ur secret! muahahahahaha) edward!! hope you and ur child are doin well. dont care 'bout ur wife tho...anyway!!! i stole your cologne! it smells gooood teehee! so just to let u no tht i stole it and not the volturi or any bad peoples!
love from your number one stalker