Eclipse Movie and New Moon Movie

its mi mum/leah

the new moon trailer what hapion step by step lol

NEW MOON TRAILER SCENE ONE

new-moon1In this scene, Kristen Stewart is being a total b**** and a skank and she wants Robert Pattinson to kiss her because she’s a b**** and she knows that we want Robert Pattinson ALL TO OURSELVES because he’s so dreamy. But Robert Pattinson turns her down because she’s pulling a face like the lady off the stroke advert.

NEW MOON TRAILER SCENE TWO

newmoon2In this scene Yahoo Serious from the 1988 movie Young Einstein attempts a Fabulous Baker Boys-style piano-top performance. But the piano breaks because it hates him because he’s not Robert Pattinson and Robert Pattinson is lush and we’ve just wet ourselves thinking about it.

NEW MOON TRAILER SCENE THREE

new-moon3In this scene Robert Pattinson uses every last ounce of concentration to work out what the third month of the year is. After 45 desperately tense minutes, he finally comes to the conclusion that the answer is ‘Jessica Tandy‘.

NEW MOON TRAILER SCENE 4

new-moon-4In this scene, the main baddie in New Moon is revealed to be that bloke from Aswad.

NEW MOON TRAILER SCENE 4

new-moon-5In this scene, a dog with one human arm and one human leg does a jump. In the scene afterwards, a cat with human ears and a human chin sings a song about a little Dutch girl and in the scene after that a giraffe with a human ballbag beats Robert Pattinson at Monopoly.

There. We can’t wait either.

ps i did not rite this got it of the internet its funnyer with the pics.copy this and u can see pics

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