If you've never heard the song, or the story behind it -- People discovered the song, and jumped to the conclusion that Rob wrote it for Kristen. There wasn't ever really a confirm of that, but Lee [Rob's friend, and the one who sings the song] confirmed that the song is about them.…

Now, old friends are acting strange

They shake their heads, they say I've changed.



Dear readers. Those words are not just the lyrics of an old Joni Mitchell song: They are actually my life. Because something very weird has been happening over the last few months and it has caused me to become an unrecognisable shell of my former…