I found this and found it hysterical. It's sarcastic and insanely funny!
'Twilight' abridged from a fan:
KRISTEN STEWART goes to FORKS, WASHINGTON and is INSTANTLY POPULAR at her new school.
Oh my God I love your hair you're so pretty will you be my new best friend?
GREGORY TYREE BOYCE
Can I take you out sometime since you're so awesome?
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