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Edward prayer

Prayer for Edward♥

Our Edward, 

Who art in Forks, 
Hallowed be thy sparkles.

Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast, 
On Earth as it is in the meadow. 

Give you this day, our daily blood; 
Forgive us our heartbeats, 

As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.

Lead us into temptation, 
Deliver us to you.

For thine is the vampire, 
The music and the hotness, 

Forever and ever, 
 A-Edward. <333

Added by Mrs Hollie Cullen on January 2, 2009 at 8:29am — 5 Comments

Twilight randomness

Jasper and Emmett’s list of HOW TO ANNOY EDWARD!!!



1. Prance around the house singing Madonna’s ‘Like a virgin’ at the top of your lungs every morning.

2. Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it.

3. Running it by Charlie that Edward has been ‘sleeping’ with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.

4. Hire a stripper to pop out of the wedding cake XD

5. Buy a sex-ed book and shove it in his locker, making sure that whenever he decides to open… Continue

Added by Mrs Hollie Cullen on January 2, 2009 at 8:26am — 4 Comments

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