50 things Emmett Cullen must NOT do.
1) Pour sardine oil into the vents of Edward’s Volvo.
2) Use Jasper’s toothbrush to clean his engine parts.
3) Tail Mike three paces back and mimic everything he does (from the way he walks, to the expressions he makes)
4) Picture Rosalie giving Bella a massage in Edward’s presence.
5) Change the sign that says ‘Welcome to Forks’ to ‘Welcome to Fork ME’
6) Change the sign that says ‘Welcome to… Continue