Jazmin Santiago's Blog – May 2010 Archive (3)

10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen and Charlie at the bottom

10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen



10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.



9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.



8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.



7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.



6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching… Continue

Added by Jazmin Santiago on May 24, 2010 at 6:05pm — 3 Comments

10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale

10. Beg him not to eat you.



9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.



8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.



7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.



6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.



5. Dress up in a cape and fangs… Continue

Added by Jazmin Santiago on May 24, 2010 at 5:59pm — 5 Comments

10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan

10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan



10. Ask about Mike.



9. Ask about Eric.



8. Ask about Jacob.



7. Ask about Edward.



6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.



5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.



4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes… Continue

Added by Jazmin Santiago on May 24, 2010 at 5:50pm — 3 Comments

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