10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan

10. Ask about Mike.

9. Ask about Eric.

8. Ask about Jacob.

7. Ask about Edward.

6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.

5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.

4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.

3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.

2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.

And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?

1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.

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Comment by Monica_Alex on May 25, 2010 at 2:29am
LMAO! although in the first place you can give: say Bella that will never be a vampire or Edward is married! :))
Comment by βειια Sωαη on May 25, 2010 at 9:27am
I Loved it and my reaction to number one is
Yeah! I Love my Sexy Jacob he Will be with me forever
I heard that if a werewolf imprints on a human the human stays immortal with the werewolf because he is immortal Yeah! Immortal and Human
Comment by Lindy Rosa Bella on June 11, 2010 at 10:00am
Aww!!! Hahaha. You guys are so mean. Have some respect for her!! She's been through a lot of s***.

But i Know it's a joke and it is funny so don't yell at me!!! lol!

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