"10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna."

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Tags: 10, Cullen, Edward, annoy, cullen, edward, moon, new, twilight

Comment by Hannah Renee Panuco on January 3, 2010 at 1:56pm
you dont like edward?!
Comment by Nereyida Ponce on January 3, 2010 at 2:07pm
those r good 1s. ppl don't get me wrong i love them both jakward all the way it's so hard 2 choice.
Comment by Hannah Renee Panuco on January 3, 2010 at 3:05pm
haha ur so right =]
Comment by TWiLiGhT FREAk on January 3, 2010 at 5:46pm
omg i started laughing so hard! hahaha!!!
this is freaking hilarious! im going to tweet it if you dont mind (;

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