6 Things That Happened at the Twilight Wedding That Would Never Happen in Real Life (Besides Vampires Showing Up)

We all loved the wedding scene, but we have to admit that some things that happened would be impossible to happen in a 'normal' marriage  (apart from the fact that the groom and his family are vampires)...:D 

Check out Glamour 's list of ( 6 things that happened at Edward & Bella 's wedding but impossible to happen in real wedding )..

 

1-The mother of the bride seemed surprised to receive the wedding invitation in the mail.Yes, Bella lives with and is much closer with her dad. But COME ON. No bride I know would keep her wedding a secret from her own mother until wedding invitations went out. Plus, the wedding invitation text starts with “Together with their families.” If the families are mentioned on the invites, you’d think the mom would be in the loop.

2-Bella walks gracefully in gigundo heels at her wedding ceremony.She seems to practice walking in her wedding shoes for the first time the night before the wedding. And even though it’s been said she can barely walk in sneakers, she’s as graceful as a runway model at her wedding ceremony. And speaking of Bella’s shoes…

3-Her tall, skinny heels didn’t sink into the ground.Ask anyone who’s been to an outdoor wedding: the thinner your heels, the more likely you are to get stuck in the mud or the grass. But Bella’s spiky kicks are immune to the quicksandiness of the earthy wedding ceremony setting.

4-Bella’s wedding gown dragged on the grassy, muddy ground and didn't get dirty.All it took was a split second for my wedding gown to become filthy during my outdoor wedding photo session (thank goodness for my fabulous bridesmaid who brought the Tide Stick!). Not Bella: She walked slowly through a clearing in the woods, train sliding along the earth, and her wedding gown remained as pristine as the day it was sewn.

5-The bride left the wedding reception to, basically, talk to an ex-boyfriend.Oh, that Edward. He’s so understanding of Bella’s special relationship with Jacob that he has little problem with returning to his wedding reception alone to give his bride some privacy with a former flame. Yeah, like any groom would be cool with that on his wedding day.

6-Public frenemy number-one gives a wedding toast.It’s no secret that Jessica Stanley and Bella are not the best friends they sort of were in the beginning of the series. It’s not surprising that she’s invited to the wedding, but it makes zero sense that she’d give a speech, let alone one in which she admits to having a crush on the groom and not understanding why he went for the bride instead of her.


Which of the above was the most unbelievable part of the wedding to you? Do you think any of the above are actually passable for reality? 

 

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Comment by Kimberley Cullen on December 2, 2011 at 9:45am

I just think it's silly to analyze any of it...that's just ruins everything...I thought the whole things was great even the the toast...Jessica was funny...are we forgetting this is Twilight and not some random wedding that happened...

Comment by Yvonne Villanueva on December 2, 2011 at 10:28am

I agree with exception of #5, we know that the reason Edward has no problem with Jacob and Bella is because he is so sure of their love, he would know if there would be a threat to Bella and himself.

Comment by Meagan (maewolf) on December 2, 2011 at 10:35am

HAHAHAHAHAHA i loved jessicas speech, that was awesome

Comment by barbaracorker on December 2, 2011 at 1:04pm

Did Glamour ever read the books? This is our Twilight Fantasy World/Wedding,etc.......I enjoyed the extra things brought into the movie, disapointed only about not seeing Rose feed Jacob out of the FIDO bowl. If critics keep reporting about just the movies, they are missing the point.Read them,then comment,OK? We love our Twilight,get over it.

Comment by Tracy Goodwin on December 2, 2011 at 1:34pm

I loved Charlies speech more LOL

Comment by Kimberley Cullen on December 2, 2011 at 3:46pm

Charlies speech was funny too...and their were a lot funnies in the book with Rosalie and Jacob...especially all the blonde hair jokes..

Comment by TeamEdwardForever<333!!=) on December 2, 2011 at 6:56pm

I jut saw it again an hour ago and after watching it again, I don't agree......

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