MUST BE 18 TO READ THIS BLOG! (Ya, like that's gonna stop you!)
Ok ladies (and dudes?), who's ready to dive into a little naughty FanFiction? I know I am! I'm thinking it's time to have a "book club" of sorts and escape to the world of erotica and enjoy a little well-written porn each week! I mean, who can resist lady porn written by and for ladies? (Um...in case you've just come out from under a rock, I'm talking about “Twilight” porn!!) I really hope I'm not the only one on Twifans who has not already read the King Kong of fanfics that is “Master of the Universe” (MOTU). And no, I’m not talking about “He-Man”. Master refers to Edward Cullen. . . *chills down spine*
A little back story into my fanfic fetish
You see, I’ve discovered something recently that I feel the need to share with all my lovely sistahs out there: FanFic can do wonders for your relationship with the Mister! No for realz, it can! In fact, I was telling this to a friend this past weekend, and she chimed in and said that the sex doctor, Dr. Laura Berman, says that reading erotica is a great way to spice up a marriage. (Or any relaysh for that matter!) It felt great hearing that my recommendation mirrored Dr. Laura’s. So from now on, just call me the Twifans sex doctor!
So as I explained in a previous blog post on FanFic, I’m deep in the trenches of reading “OSA Bella” (which you all MUST read), and because that shiz is so good and so steamay, it tweaked my curiosity even more. If you follow any other “Twilight” blogs, you may see the reference to “Fifty” of “Fifty Shades” from time to time. Well, I always wondered who this elusive Fifty was! And then I discovered that Fifty is a reference to MOTU. Upon a quick check on FanFiction, I see that MOTU has won all kinds of awards, which there are too many to name. But I’ll list a handful for good measure:
Fan Fiction You Couldn't Stop Reading - First Place, Best Fan Fiction of the Year So Far - First Place, Adonis Award (Best Use of Edward), Climax Award (Best Drama), Tie Me Up Tie Me Down Award, and Best Cherry Pop Award to name a few…
And if that doesn’t sound enticing enough, as previously mentioned in my podcast, MOTU was reported on FanFiction for being too sexually graphic, so some of the chapters had to be taken down! (But thankfully, they’re in their entirety on her blog 50shades.) Are you dying of curiosity yet? Please say YES!!!
How this will work
So, starting Tuesday 9/07/10, our MOTU book club begins! And to ensure I had a little inkling of what I was getting us into, I perused YouTube to see if there were any MOTU vids created. And of course there are MILLIONS! Ok, maybe not millions, but there’s a crazy amount! To test the waters, I gave some girlfriends a MOTU video party over Labor Day to gauge interest and everyone was like, “Ok, where do I sign up?” Even the one that flat out shuns book reading is excited! (I feel all responsible for her future love of reading again!)
Take a gander at the vids below. You should be warned; Edward is a very naughty boy in this fic. He’s the Master and I believe whips are involved, that’s all I’m sayin’! Can you handle it?
So, I didn’t mean to cheat, but I’m up to chapter 7 on MOTU and it’s really intriguing so far. I’m getting addicted and can't wait to read more! I need to remind myself that E&B can't jump in the sack on page 1, they need to build the story. So be patient, but I'm pretty sure the S&M s*** is just around the corner! Ha! ANYWAY, the chapters are short, but there’re a lot of them! I’d say let’s start with ten chapters a week (That's like 30 pages of a regular book.) I think you'll find this an easy and quick read!
By next Tuesday, let’s have the first ten chapters read and I'll do a follow up post! Start reading HERE!
LOVE this MOTU fanmade vid. The song "For Your Entertainment" by Adam Lambert is PERFECT! Listen to the words and that beat - awesome!
This one is REALLY GOOD...really well made. Couldn't choose between the two, so you get both!!
And check out my little video advertisement I made for our book club HERE!
Visit my blog: Pop Culture Junkie
Follow on Twitter @CourtneyPopLife
Stalk me on Facebook!