A hysterical look at the Eclipse DVD with an unsuspecting family...LMAO. Commentary included!!

Ryan, a male Twi-hard/journalist, got his advance copy of the Eclipse DVD to review and decided to take it to Thanksgiving with his family. What follows is a hysterical commentary from Ryan's family while watching the Eclipse DVD.

Let the laughter begin...

Family members participating:

Betty: 70, my grandfather’s second wife, loves puffy-paint sweatshirts, has vaguely heard of “Twilight”
Kelly: 26, my sister-in-law, teaches preschool, a bigger Twi-Hard than me
Jason: 22, my cousin, loves Jagermeister, hates “Twilight”
George: late-50s, my aunt’s ex-husband/cousins’ father, drives Corvette, minimal “Twilight” knowledge
Jane: mid-40s, George’s “friend,” drinks vodka, thinks she “may have seen one of those movies”



Opening: A pre-bitten Riley (Xavier Samuel) walks into the night.


Betty: “Is that the guy the girls like?”

Jason: “No, that guy isn’t gay enough.”

George laughs hard.

Kelly (to Betty): “You’re thinking of Robert Pattinson. That’s not him.”

Betty: “I don’t think that’s who I’m talking about. This boy is nice looking. (pause) He must be who I’m talking about.”

Minutes later, Riley is bitten and begins screaming.

Jane: (through vodka haze) “He’s is not that good looking.”

Betty: “No, he must be the hero guy because that’s the way movies do it. They make the hero lose and then win.”

Jason: “He’s screaming because he’s in a bad movie.”

Kelly: (frustrated) “That’s the bad guy.”

Betty: “Don’t give the plot away.”

Kelly: “Sorry. I thought you were confused.”

Jane: “I think Brad Pitt was a sexier vampire.”


Nearly at half-hour mark, Jacob and Edward puff chests over Bella’s protection.

George: “They should have cast a girl who isn’t so sad and mopey.”

Jason: “I think Bella is hot.”

George: (as he pats Jane, who has given into the vodka haze) “This is hot.”


At the 90-minute mark, the wolf pack and Cullens prepare to battle newborns.

George: “Why are they fighting over [Bella]?”

Kelly: “Because Edward and Jacob are in love with her and want to protect her from Victoria’s revenge.”

Betty: “I like movies when you can tell who the bad guy is.”

Kelly: “Well, Victoria and Riley are the bad guys.”

Betty: “No, I don’t think so. What about the wolves?”


100 minutes in: Battle scene.

Jason: “These newborn vampires don’t even seem tough at all.”

George: “Weak, right? We should watch ‘Braveheart.’”


Nearing end, Edward proposes to Bella.

Betty: “That is just ridiculous. A ridiculous movie.”

Kelly: “I think it’s a great love story.”

Betty: “Kids don’t get married without sleeping together.”


We all look at her.

Betty: “What? Don’t look at me like I don’t know. I know.”


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Tags: commentary, eclipse, family, funny

Comment by Sam on December 2, 2010 at 5:29pm
LMAOOOO ! Betty: “Kids don’t get married without sleeping together.” LMAOOOO ! ! ! ! ! XD
Comment by TeamEdwardForever<333!!=) on December 2, 2010 at 5:29pm
I love the last part. LMAO!
Comment by Kelsie on December 2, 2010 at 7:20pm
hahaha
Comment by Pennybug Cullen on December 2, 2010 at 8:56pm
The last lines by Betty are the best.
Comment by Bella Black+LHJake on December 2, 2010 at 11:08pm
Hilarious! Poor Kelly having to put up with all that -- been there, done that myself. So awful trying to keep your brain from exploding from trying to explain twilight to non-twilighters!! This was excellent; thanks for posting!
Comment by Natalia Rose Cullen on December 3, 2010 at 12:03am
Betty is my favourite haha the last line is...LMAO
Comment by Marie on December 3, 2010 at 2:53am
lol ;D Betty really dont know how its done these days'DD Betty they didnt believe me i know;Dread all the books;D Edward is old fasnioned xDD
Comment by Eclipse on December 3, 2010 at 4:30am
ROFLMAO....OMG every family needs a Betty!! Are they sure it's not "Betty White"???? ROFL..
Comment by Erica on December 3, 2010 at 5:21am
LMBO @ Betty!!!! - “What? Don’t look at me like I don’t know. I know.”
Comment by Twilight_Obsessed on December 3, 2010 at 7:16am
Omg, Betty is hilarious!

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