So by now, we've all seen those really beautiful Twilight cakes, right?? Well..I'm currently looking at a website called Cake Wrecks (you must check it out
its beyond funny!!). Anyway, I'm laughing and having a good time looking at all these horrible cakes. Every now and then, they show beautiful and amazing cakes. Well...after laughing about all the Earth Day cakes..I FINALLY find the one I've been waiting for. The Twilight cake *angels singing* At first, all I see is the book cover..so I'm thinking, "this is either gonna be really good..or really bad" Well...just read the story and see the pics for yourself (side note..the blogger is really sarcastic, lol).
The Twilight of Our Discontent
Unless you've lived under a rock for the past year or so, you know about the vampire lust phenomenon that is Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before a bakery, in an attempt to appeal to the "I'll buy anything with Edward Cullen on it" crowd, decided to recreate the iconic book cover on a cake.
So here's the cover:
Aaaand here's the cake:
I'll give you a moment.
Ready? Back in your chair? Good.
Now, can I appreciate the irony of a vampire cake that sucks?
Of course I can.
Do I mind that the apple is now a red bell pepper?
Nah, not so much.
Would I still like to know what the Wreckerator was smoking when s/he made those flabby-yet-disjointed amoeba arms?
[nodding] Yes, yes I would.
I seriously dont think it gets any worse than that. Whoever made that cake should be ashamed of themselves!!!