A Twiguy runs into Robert Pattinson in NYC

A true Robert lover ran into Rpattz on the street...a obsessed twiguy!

Here is how it went down!!

at first I wasn't sure if it was him, but then I realized that I too became a Pattinson-zombie... It was PHENOMENAL... My legs locked up and I'm pretty sure my eyes rolled back in my head... and I drooled... which was probably super attractive looking.

Anyhoo, here's the deal. He's actually pretty intense up-close and he was smoking! And I TOTALLY didn't mind... Honestly, this dude could have been screaming and running at me with a chainsaw, shooting a machine gun and I still would have hugged him. Also I was half expecting him to say "Hay-Low" in that weird turn-of-the-century intonation that he uses in Twilight when Bella first talks to him in biology class. But instead I'm sure he was looking at me and contemplating a restraining order, which would have been a good idea in retrospect because I toootally went after him. Wanna know why? Because that's how I roll... Im as gay as I wanna be, F to that Ay-AIR!

So just when R-Patz thought it was safe to escape, I got him. Yes, I got him. So I said, "Robert, do you know who I am?" No, really. I swear to GAWD! And he was all "Errrrr, no man" with fear in his eyes... Also, yeah, he called me a "man". Excuse me for a second while crack open a cold one and change the carburetor in my pick-up... Ok, so then I told him to read the site and he said he didn't read gossip... So I said... "Well HitDanBack is different!!" And seriously he was almost running away from me at this point but managed to turn around and say "How is it different, man?" Also, "man" AGAIN!!?? So I said, "It's different because I only write about two things... vampires and the Irish"...

Ok, so this was one of those moments where I actually tried to grab the words that came out of my mouth and furiously stuff them back in by making large netting motion with my shaking hands. Throw me in prison! He actually looked at me and laughed... Phew! Anyway, after we exchanged BBM pins, apparently he was off just as mysteriously as he arrived.

Read the full account at Hit Dan Back

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Tags: encounter, nyc, twiguy

Comment by Chauntelle Cullen on June 18, 2009 at 4:10am
Wow, I laughed so hard, this guy is hilarious. How Random is that? I so need to become a journalist, this off the cuff stuff is right up my alley! LOL Thanks for sharing, Im heading over to "hitdanback" right now to check it out!
Comment by CanadianLady on June 18, 2009 at 4:52am
lol Not even the straight women love him but we have gays too. I love that we have men who think he is hot too. I too am heading over to your site.
Comment by Michelle on June 18, 2009 at 7:11am
OMG!! That's so funny! I'm in NYC too and hope to run into mr beautiful
Comment by Christina shay on June 18, 2009 at 10:00am
OMG! THATS SO FUNNY. ITS GREAT THAT HE ACTUALLY TURNED AROUND AND TALKED TO YOU. I GUESS ROBERT PATTISON IS JUST LIKE THE REST OF US.
Comment by Jess (Team Hexagon Love) on June 18, 2009 at 10:52pm
haha
Comment by Nessie Carlie Black-Cullen on June 24, 2009 at 8:45am
ha thats brill!!

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