Have you ever wondered if you are compatible with Robert Pattinson?
I found a fun website that let's you calculate your biorhytmic (kind of astrology-ish) compatibility based on your birthday, with Rob and other guy celebs. I decided to test out this online calculator on different interesting candidates for a compatibility contest, LOL!
* First up in the; ''Oh he sooo wishes'' category. Rob & Perez Hilton:
''Rob relax, it was just for the funny. No need to give me that face!'' Only 47% Perez and a low 20% for physical compatibility?! Oehhh BURN! HAha!
* Next is; "Tabloid rumor chic" category. Rob & Nikki, Rob & Camilla and Rob & Emilie:
A total of 78%? Not bad at all Nikki. Hmmm 99% score physically...no comments...
Ha, 2% higher than Nikki! "I know that you and Rob's eyebrows look like long lost twin brothers, but that is not a sign that you two are meant to be! Stop straining your neck to check out Rob! Your twin brow theory did not work on the Jonas dude either!"
" I see Perez pulled and messed up your hair. He is envious of your 70% Emilie! And yes, Perez sadly takes his never getting any from Rob frustration out on lady celebs that actually have touched Rob."
* For our final category, the match up that Robsten believers are awaiting. Rob & Kristen
Drum roll please!......
Ohhh snap! 90%! Smiley Stew Robsten believers are happy too! And 99% for physical+emotional. These high scores warrants a happy dance of Adventureland style proportions. Let's ask Rob what he thinks of the results? "Rob...ROB! Ugh, nothing! He always gets like this when she is around!" Let the traditional Robsten eye fuckery commence!
Let's rank the ladies and the douche bag that took part in the contest:
- Coming in dead LAST place is none other than Kristen's notorious basher Perez with a total of 47%
- Our 4th runner up is Emilie DeRavin with a total of 70%
- The 3rd place goes to Nikki Reed with her total of 78%
- The 2nd place goes to Camilla Belle with a total of 80%
- Now the lady with the undisputable highest score is our winner with a total of 90% >>KRISTEN STEWART
To check out if YOU can surpass Kristen's percentage...Just click on source to check!
Thanks for checking out my first blog :)