Aziz Ansari live tweets commentary during Twilight & New Moon

MTV's Movie award's host Aziz Anari watches Twilight and New Moon so he is educated for the awards show. While he watched the movies he live tweeted his thoughts. Beyond hysterical....


Aziz's EPIC "Twilight" live tweet...

@azizansari Decided to watch Twilight today. Will live tweet my thoughts.

@azizansari If you stop a van from hitting a girl, don't be such a d--k about it. Be like, "Look baby, I'm a vampire. That's how." #EdwardisBeingaD--k

@azizansari Oh s--t! That kid with the six pack is this movie but he's not in shape yet and he needs a haircut. Weird. #TwilightLiveTweet

@azizansari Wait do all those dudes hang out in a posse just cause they have long hair?? S--t, gotta rewind. Missed something. #TwilightLiveTweet

@azizansari Doesn't the 6 pack kid turn into wolf in New Moon? Hard to believe a person that turns into wolf is into Twizzlers. #TwilightLiveTweet

@azizansari WHOA. Can anyone that has long scraggly hair in this movie turn into a wolf? That's dope! Why do people hate on this movie???! #Twilight

@azizansari Still don't get it. The tribe descended from wolves? At one point, they evolved from wolfs... into Native American people? #TwilightAziz

@azizansari Whoa, do the Asian people turn into Dragons or anything? What other ethnicity turns into animals/creatures??? #TwilightAziz

@azizansari 2 black dudes in the movie so far: 1 almost kills a girl w/a van & other dude is a vampire. Come on Twilight! Not cool #TwilightAziz

@azizansari Thank GOD. Eric stopped being a p---y and asked that girl to prom. (Eric is the Asian kid right?) #TwilightAziz

@azizansari F--K NEVERMIND! She had to ask him. What a dumbass. #TwilightAziz

@azizansari OH S--T! Edward about to beat up like 15 dudes! This will be awesome. Hope they don't call me into shoot @ParksandRec now! #TwilightAziz

@azizansari Never thought I'd see a dude pull up in a Subaru Forrester with such authority. Damn Edward! #TwilightAziz

@azizansari Oh snap. Edward - Bella dinner date, let's go!! #TwilightAziz

@azizansari "How long have you been 17?" "A while." Dude is a vampire! Did NOT see this coming. Me right now: http://twitpic.com/18tcqk
#TwilightAziz

@azizansari "I can't read your mind, you have to tell me what your thinking..." Now you know how us non-vampire bro's feel Edward!! #TwilightAziz

@azizansari "Jacob here keeps bugging to see you again..." Way to blow up his spot dad. Damn. #TwilightAziz

@azizansari "Thanks dad.." "Just keeping it real son..." No that's not what keeping it real is you idiot. #TwilightAziz

@azizansari Damn that one lady vampire got WAAAAY too pissed about Bella already having eaten. Chill the f--k out girl! #TwilightAziz

@azizansari "You better hold on tight spider monkey." Same thing I say anytime a date steps in my Kia Sportage. #TwilightAziz

@azizansari Maybe Barry Bonds steroid admission is covering up the real truth - dude's a vampire!! #TwilightAziz

@azizansari When a Chick-fil-a sandwich is close and the wind is strong, I go straight into James mode. "I see you brought a snack." #TwilightAziz

@azizansari Going on record. Do not trust Rosalie. She's been kind of a pain in the ass to Bella from the get go. Got a bad feeling. #TwilightAziz

@azizansari OH S--T. Victoria is at the PROM!!! #TwilightAziz

@azizansari HOLD ON. THERE'S TWO MORE MOVIES??! NEW MOON HERE I COME AFTER DINNER. #TwilightAziz

@azizansari http://twitpic.com/18w7o9 - New Moon! What the f--k?! Those kids are wolves!! #TwilightAziz

@azizansari True story: I wrote, directed, and starred in the film Face Punch which is featured in New Moon. #TwilightAziz

@azizansari Does Bella know Delivery Status Notification (Failure) means Alice isn't getting all those damn email updates? #TwilightAziz

@azizansari First line of Eclipse: "Yeah, I'm down to be a vampire, but let's go slow on the marriage talk Edward." #TwilightAziz

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Tags: ansari, aziz, comedy, live, monkey, moon, new, screening, spider, tweet, More…twilight

Comment by Mz Shaun Winchester-Black on June 6, 2010 at 10:44pm
LOL...pretty funny...
Comment by Sparkle Farts♥ on June 6, 2010 at 10:45pm
hahahahha he is REALLY funny!!!! i loved his talk about twilight and new moon at the awards :D
Comment by maluvid on June 6, 2010 at 10:58pm
rofl!!!.. he's really funny!!!!!!.. I'm glad he liked the movies! ;)
Comment by Alison Genet on June 7, 2010 at 1:18am
Freaking hysterical. Favorite tweet "Never thought I'd see a dude pull up in a Subaru Forrester with such authority. Damn Edward!"

LMAO
Comment by robsession86 on June 7, 2010 at 5:40am
love it! hahaha
Comment by Danielle<3 on June 7, 2010 at 6:03am
haha thats funny
Comment by TwiORdiE on June 7, 2010 at 6:41am
LMFAOO He's funny
Comment by Sarah Anaya aka Cookie Monster ! on June 7, 2010 at 7:07am
this just cracked me up favorite tweet @azizansari Still don't get it. The tribe descended from wolves? At one point, they evolved from wolfs... into Native American people?

BAHAHA my ex thought the same thing when i made him watch the movie.

ALSO @azizansari "You better hold on tight spider monkey." Same thing I say anytime a date steps in my Kia Sportage. #TwilightAziz
Comment by Cristella Dunne on June 7, 2010 at 1:48pm
lol! I like that he watches the movie in a suit!
Comment by ElarieJaymes on June 7, 2010 at 3:34pm
freaking hysterical. 'when a chick-fil-a sandwich is close and the wind is strong, i go right into James mode.' that made me LOL.

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