"You want me to try to set you up? I'll work on it. How 'bout just a short, you know...fling?"
—Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke, trying to set me up with a date at a recent event in Hollywood
Yes, you read correctly. For real, Catherine—who is the best kind of crackers—was gushing when she and I talked about her being my personal matchmaker. She definitely caught me off guard, but insisted that she would hook me up with something fleeting and flingtastic. Could I be half of the next Robsten? Totally possible, guys.
C-money's got all sorts of Young Hollywood names hidden in her BlackBerry, so if ever I had a chance to go on a date with Selena Gomez, this could be it. I mean, if this is the chick who brought Rob and Kristen together onscreen, how I can go wrong?
But you gotta give it up for Cathy, who never fails to entertain. In fact, she just might be my new Hollywood It girl. Well, maybe. (Seriously, Selena. Hit me up.)