Dads of 'Twilight' In honor of Fathers Day

Children


Charlie: Bella Swan, 24 (looks 18 for eternity)
 

 

Carlisle: Adopted vampires Edward, Jasper, Alice, Emmett and Rosalie
 

 

Billy: Jacob (21), twins Rebecca and Rachel (25)
 

 

(It's a manip, as you probably already know! :)

Edward: Renesmee Cullen, 5 (in human-vampire hybrid years)

Relationship Status              Career

Charlie: Divorced                   Charlie: Police Chief
Carlisle: Married 90 years      Carlisle: Physician
Billy: Widower                         Billy: Quileute Council Leader and Disability
Edward: Newlywed                 Edward: Student for over 90 years. 

Net Worth

Charlie: Earns between $35,605 to $49,640 a year
Carlisle: $3.14 Billion Dollars
Billy: Median income of Native American households is $35,343. That's a fair guess since he's essentially unemployed.
Edward: Billions in family money


Parenting Approach

 

Charlie: Hands-off. Only sees daughter on holidays until she's 17. Shows as much emotion as a vampire, so it makes sense that his daughter falls for one.
Carlisle: Permissive and lenient. Allows his adopted offspring to do anything short of murder and pays their bills well into adulthood.
Billy: Authoritative. Doesn't give Jacob many choices, only allowing him to be a wolf when he grows up.
Edward: Reads daughter's mind. She will never be able to get away with anything.

Quality Time

Charlie: Spends most of his time working and fishing, unless Bella makes dinner for him.
Carlisle: Despite being a busy doctor, finds time to play baseball, throw parties and fight evil vampires with his family.
Billy: Unemployed, he has all the time in the world to hang with Jacob.
Edward: Still a new parent, he makes time to take his daughter hunting, music is a common interest between the two, but only when he's not occupied with saving her life from Volturi.

Family Planning

Charlie: Started family on whim and wasn't active in raising daughter.

Carlisle: Randomly adopts children like he's Angelina Jolie in a third-world country.
Billy: Seemed to plan well, until his wife suddenly passed away.
Edward: Considered abortion and doesn't practice safe sex. To be fair, vampires have no bodily fluids, so how could he know?

Fatherly Advice

Charlie: "The right thing isn’t always real obvious. Sometimes the right thing for one person is the wrong thing for someone else. So… good luck figuring that out."
Carlisle: "Don’t get your family slaughtered for pride."
Billy: "What I meant to say was, don’t do what you’re doing."
Edward: "You’re awfully small to be so hugely irritating."

Pole Probability

Charlie: High. Being an absent and unresponsive father can give women "daddy issues" and create strippers (allegedly). If Bella hadn't fallen for a vampire, her life would look more like Welcome To The Rileys. 

Carlisle: Medium. When you adopt grown children, it can be a grab bag of potential psych issues. Still, Carlisle is really rich, smart, loving and can beat up any pimp, drug dealer or strip club owner.
Billy: High. Not totally his fault since his wife died when his kids were young. Still, he's not close with his daughters and his son is constantly taking off his clothes in public for free.
Edward: Medium. When Jacob, a much older man, "imprints" on Renesmee, Eddie still allows his daughter to see him. Kind of creepy and sends the wrong message for healthy relationships. However, they're rich and she'll have a strong education, so she won't need the money for college.

 

 

So tell me, who is your favorite father from The Twilight Saga?

 

I love them all, and even though I haven't seen him in action as a Dad, I'm sticking with Edward :)

 

Exert From; Source

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Comment by Edward Lover 87 on June 15, 2011 at 2:04pm
Team Daddy Edward all the way!!!!! :)
Comment by erin vega on June 15, 2011 at 2:12pm

wow i knew edward's family made money but i really had no clue that they made billions. For sure edward and bella will last forever even though i already knew that LOL

Comment by Twilighter76 on June 15, 2011 at 2:26pm
I love all four of these dads ! I love how the books can portray all different kinds of characters.
Comment by Stini on June 15, 2011 at 2:32pm
there are good dads in there own ways
Comment by Tama Perez on June 15, 2011 at 2:43pm
i guess there going on there ages as of today?... becuase bella would only be 24 lol if we kept up from when twilight was first published and she was born in 1987 lol ... so shes not 24 until september xD but then again shes already been a vampire since september 10th 2006 so yay it will be bellas 5th year as a vampire! in september =)
Comment by i♥RobertP♥ on June 15, 2011 at 3:11pm
Daddy Edward!!! aww i can't wait till he's actually a dad!
Comment by Alexis Silva on June 15, 2011 at 4:27pm
Daddy Carlisle!!!
Comment by KStewMofos on June 15, 2011 at 4:32pm
Edward: Student for 90 years? bahahahahaha that made me laugh for some reason but Daddy Edward is cutest
Comment by belle on June 15, 2011 at 6:50pm
Good blog!!  :))  Lv all the dads
Comment by imalovinmyTaylor aka Mrs.Lautner on June 15, 2011 at 7:08pm
DADDY EDWARD...but i love them all!

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