Dads of 'Twilight' In honor of Fathers Day

Children


Charlie: Bella Swan, 24 (looks 18 for eternity)
 

 

Carlisle: Adopted vampires Edward, Jasper, Alice, Emmett and Rosalie
 

 

Billy: Jacob (21), twins Rebecca and Rachel (25)
 

 

(It's a manip, as you probably already know! :)

Edward: Renesmee Cullen, 5 (in human-vampire hybrid years)

Relationship Status              Career

Charlie: Divorced                   Charlie: Police Chief
Carlisle: Married 90 years      Carlisle: Physician
Billy: Widower                         Billy: Quileute Council Leader and Disability
Edward: Newlywed                 Edward: Student for over 90 years. 

Net Worth

Charlie: Earns between $35,605 to $49,640 a year
Carlisle: $3.14 Billion Dollars
Billy: Median income of Native American households is $35,343. That's a fair guess since he's essentially unemployed.
Edward: Billions in family money


Parenting Approach

 

Charlie: Hands-off. Only sees daughter on holidays until she's 17. Shows as much emotion as a vampire, so it makes sense that his daughter falls for one.
Carlisle: Permissive and lenient. Allows his adopted offspring to do anything short of murder and pays their bills well into adulthood.
Billy: Authoritative. Doesn't give Jacob many choices, only allowing him to be a wolf when he grows up.
Edward: Reads daughter's mind. She will never be able to get away with anything.

Quality Time

Charlie: Spends most of his time working and fishing, unless Bella makes dinner for him.
Carlisle: Despite being a busy doctor, finds time to play baseball, throw parties and fight evil vampires with his family.
Billy: Unemployed, he has all the time in the world to hang with Jacob.
Edward: Still a new parent, he makes time to take his daughter hunting, music is a common interest between the two, but only when he's not occupied with saving her life from Volturi.

Family Planning

Charlie: Started family on whim and wasn't active in raising daughter.

Carlisle: Randomly adopts children like he's Angelina Jolie in a third-world country.
Billy: Seemed to plan well, until his wife suddenly passed away.
Edward: Considered abortion and doesn't practice safe sex. To be fair, vampires have no bodily fluids, so how could he know?

Fatherly Advice

Charlie: "The right thing isn’t always real obvious. Sometimes the right thing for one person is the wrong thing for someone else. So… good luck figuring that out."
Carlisle: "Don’t get your family slaughtered for pride."
Billy: "What I meant to say was, don’t do what you’re doing."
Edward: "You’re awfully small to be so hugely irritating."

Pole Probability

Charlie: High. Being an absent and unresponsive father can give women "daddy issues" and create strippers (allegedly). If Bella hadn't fallen for a vampire, her life would look more like Welcome To The Rileys. 

Carlisle: Medium. When you adopt grown children, it can be a grab bag of potential psych issues. Still, Carlisle is really rich, smart, loving and can beat up any pimp, drug dealer or strip club owner.
Billy: High. Not totally his fault since his wife died when his kids were young. Still, he's not close with his daughters and his son is constantly taking off his clothes in public for free.
Edward: Medium. When Jacob, a much older man, "imprints" on Renesmee, Eddie still allows his daughter to see him. Kind of creepy and sends the wrong message for healthy relationships. However, they're rich and she'll have a strong education, so she won't need the money for college.

 

 

So tell me, who is your favorite father from The Twilight Saga?

 

I love them all, and even though I haven't seen him in action as a Dad, I'm sticking with Edward :)

 

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Comment by alli herrera on June 15, 2011 at 7:22pm
daddy edward of course
Comment by Mrs.❸dw@rd♥@nth0ny♥M@s0n♥Cull❸n on June 16, 2011 at 3:04am
Daddy Edward!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)
Comment by « Jasmine Cullen « on June 16, 2011 at 3:45am
daddy carlisle and daddy edward!! <33 :D
Comment by Carlisles Sarah Ann-Marie Cullen on June 16, 2011 at 5:42am
Daddy Carlisle & Edward....but I love them all! :D Love this post. :D
Comment by Krystle Henriques on June 16, 2011 at 10:11am
OMG!!!!!!! This Blog is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love all the dads each one is good in his own way, BUT I'm Team Edward so of course I'm Team Daddy Edward :-). Happy Father's Day!!!!!!! Muahhhhhhhh
Comment by Jenice Stokes on June 16, 2011 at 10:35am

well, yea all of them are AWESOME but PAPA Cullen <meaning Carlisle> is my pic!!!! <with Papa Cullen Jr (Edward) comin right in after him> And Erin, of course the Cullens make that much $$....i mean Alice being able to see the future and all, they are able to invest in the Stock Market in all the right ways since she sees whats gonna happen anyway!!!!!!

 

And yes, Edward occupation as Student for 90 yrs and Bella's future resembling that of WTTR was very HILARIOUS!!!!! LMAO

Comment by Unridden Desire. Melanie on June 16, 2011 at 12:16pm
hahaha daddy eddie

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