Dear Summit, I have a solution to Rob's "CRAZY" Fan girl problem.

Dear Summit

I am writing to you as a concerned Twilight Fan and Blog Owner. To put it simply...I am concerned with Rob's safety and mental health. It can't be good for our favorite Vampire/Sex Symbol/Hair Touseler, to remain constantly couped up in his fancy shmancy hotel. So, being the devoted fan that I am, I have devised a solution to the problem. Please see Exibit A and B

Let me introduce you to "Stuffward". (I know, I know...he's not finished, this is simply a prototype and his "transformation" will be complete in roughly 72 hours.) Stuffward is a scaled down version of "the sparkly one". Fan girls can squeeze him, and he won't suffocate. They can throw him into taffic on accident, and IF he were to be grazed by on coming traffic...his body will fluff right back to normal. You can talk dirty to Stuffward and he won't get embarassed and Stuffward will give you a Vampire Ride anytime you want, simply stradle his 18 inch body and hop around the room. You see Summit, fan girls will be so distracted with their very own Stuffward, that Rob will once again be able to roam free. There's no need to thank me, like I said I'm just a concerned fan.

Yours Truly ,
Indy Twilighter

PS I also have a version of Jacob, Bella, Carlisle, and Alice...

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Comment by Indy Twilighter on October 22, 2009 at 7:19pm: I can be so silly sometimes...lol :)

Comment by Carol Robilotta on October 22, 2009 at 7:28pm: I want one! It's adorable!

Comment by Indy Twilighter on October 22, 2009 at 7:35pm: Thank you...he's not finished, but he is sooo cute, especially his little pants. I made all of his clothes. I hope to have him finished this weekend and I'll post a pic. I'm going to start taking a "limited" number of orders for them at the end of November. I think he'd make a great Christmas gift...lol....I made a Jacob one too...he even has a wolf pack tattoo...hehehe. Jacob and Bella aren't done enough to post pics but I will post those too

Comment by ForksFuzz on October 22, 2009 at 7:51pm: haha omg thats adorable!

Comment by VioletSakura on October 22, 2009 at 7:54pm: Cuteeee!!! Can I have one???? I liked the idea of hopping around my room with Stuffward!!!))))

Comment by Becca L on October 22, 2009 at 7:55pm: Oh my goodness I just love it he is so cute.

Comment by Paige D on October 22, 2009 at 8:04pm: haha if only that would work

Comment by Indy Twilighter on October 22, 2009 at 8:17pm: okay I hate to admit it...but I've tried the Vampire Ride...LMAO

Comment by Cougar71 on October 22, 2009 at 8:18pm: Stuffward is a hottie. heehee Love the hair! Can't wait to see the finished product...and Jake and Bella too.