Dear Summit, I have a solution to Rob's "CRAZY" Fan girl problem.

Dear Summit

I am writing to you as a concerned Twilight Fan and Blog Owner. To put it simply...I am concerned with Rob's safety and mental health. It can't be good for our favorite Vampire/Sex Symbol/Hair Touseler, to remain constantly couped up in his fancy shmancy hotel. So, being the devoted fan that I am, I have devised a solution to the problem. Please see Exibit A and B

Let me introduce you to "Stuffward". (I know, I know...he's not finished, this is simply a prototype and his "transformation" will be complete in roughly 72 hours.) Stuffward is a scaled down version of "the sparkly one". Fan girls can squeeze him, and he won't suffocate. They can throw him into taffic on accident, and IF he were to be grazed by on coming traffic...his body will fluff right back to normal. You can talk dirty to Stuffward and he won't get embarassed and Stuffward will give you a Vampire Ride anytime you want, simply stradle his 18 inch body and hop around the room. You see Summit, fan girls will be so distracted with their very own Stuffward, that Rob will once again be able to roam free. There's no need to thank me, like I said I'm just a concerned fan.

Yours Truly ,
Indy Twilighter

PS I also have a version of Jacob, Bella, Carlisle, and Alice...

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Comment by Diane Cullen on October 22, 2009 at 8:38pm: Love him and would love to have one, but can you excuse the English teacher in me if I correct your saying "on accident" instead of "by accident"? Sorry it is just one of my pet peaves, even fellow teachers are saying it now. Like fingernails on a chalkboard. Again sorry, love Stuffward!

Comment by Mina Rivera on October 22, 2009 at 10:08pm: I want one, and a Jacob too! lol XD

Comment by MidnightSunCVFA on October 22, 2009 at 10:13pm: I love it!! They must be on backorder by now!!

Comment by Faviola Gabrielle Caldera on October 22, 2009 at 10:23pm: hahahahahaahaha-....
I can't stop laughing... ! Want one... LOL
You made me start and finish my day with so much joy...
First I am getting my tickets 4 the premiere for the 19th and then this...
Oh my god thanx-.... .LOL
Wub you Stuffward!

Comment by Jade Firestorm on October 22, 2009 at 10:37pm: adorable!! I hope you post pictures of all your creations!

Comment by Gemma Renee Brazil on October 22, 2009 at 11:07pm: I want a Jacob!

Comment by Chanabelle on October 22, 2009 at 11:45pm: Indy, Sweety, I think I love you a bit.

1- Your wording is fab. It sounds so professional, its cute.
2- Your name. "Stuffward" again. Cute!!
3- This quote " You can talk dirty to Stuffward and he won't get embarassed and Stuffward will give you a Vampire Ride anytime you want, simply stradle his 18 inch body and hop around the room"

I just. I don't know. I have this thing with anything mini sized. And, its just.. CUTE.

*excitement over/heads back to reality*