Dear Summit, I have a solution to Rob's "CRAZY" Fan girl problem.
Dear Summit
I am writing to you as a concerned Twilight Fan and Blog Owner. To put it simply...I am concerned with Rob's safety and mental health. It can't be good for our favorite Vampire/Sex Symbol/Hair Touseler, to remain constantly couped up in his fancy shmancy hotel. So, being the devoted fan that I am, I have devised a solution to the problem. Please see Exibit A and B
Let me introduce you to "Stuffward". (I know, I know...he's not finished, this is simply a prototype and his "transformation" will be complete in roughly 72 hours.) Stuffward is a scaled down version of "the sparkly one". Fan girls can squeeze him, and he won't suffocate. They can throw him into taffic on accident, and IF he were to be grazed by on coming traffic...his body will fluff right back to normal. You can talk dirty to Stuffward and he won't get embarassed and Stuffward will give you a Vampire Ride anytime you want, simply stradle his 18 inch body and hop around the room. You see Summit, fan girls will be so distracted with their very own Stuffward, that Rob will once again be able to roam free. There's no need to thank me, like I said I'm just a concerned fan.
Yours Truly ,
Indy Twilighter
PS I also have a version of Jacob, Bella, Carlisle, and Alice...
I am writing to you as a concerned Twilight Fan and Blog Owner. To put it simply...I am concerned with Rob's safety and mental health. It can't be good for our favorite Vampire/Sex Symbol/Hair Touseler, to remain constantly couped up in his fancy shmancy hotel. So, being the devoted fan that I am, I have devised a solution to the problem. Please see Exibit A and B
Let me introduce you to "Stuffward". (I know, I know...he's not finished, this is simply a prototype and his "transformation" will be complete in roughly 72 hours.) Stuffward is a scaled down version of "the sparkly one". Fan girls can squeeze him, and he won't suffocate. They can throw him into taffic on accident, and IF he were to be grazed by on coming traffic...his body will fluff right back to normal. You can talk dirty to Stuffward and he won't get embarassed and Stuffward will give you a Vampire Ride anytime you want, simply stradle his 18 inch body and hop around the room. You see Summit, fan girls will be so distracted with their very own Stuffward, that Rob will once again be able to roam free. There's no need to thank me, like I said I'm just a concerned fan.
Yours Truly ,
Indy Twilighter
PS I also have a version of Jacob, Bella, Carlisle, and Alice...
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Comment by J.E.B. (Jacob Edward Black) on October 23, 2009 at 6:07am -
omg that so cute......
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Comment by Floortje(: on October 23, 2009 at 6:13am -
great work Indy Twilighter! awesome.. really.. but sorry if i say that i'd rather have Robert giving me that vampire ride *giggles*
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Comment by TwiBecca on October 23, 2009 at 6:16am -
thats hilarious.
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Comment by Danielle<3 on October 23, 2009 at 6:49am -
lol thats soo cute :)
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Comment by almasy87 on October 23, 2009 at 7:16am -
omg thats so cuuute! i want one too!!! XD
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Comment by Indy Twilighter on October 23, 2009 at 9:48am -
Thanks for all your comments gals...I'll be sure to post picture of him when he's complete...I hope to have Jacob nearly finished by early next week and can post a pic, then Bella will follow after that...lol
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Comment by Krystle Henriques on October 23, 2009 at 10:17am
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HAHA. This is funny, i want one (i want to try the Vampire Ride) LOL!!!!!!!!!
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Comment by Beth Evans on October 23, 2009 at 10:19am -
so funny lol, i love it :D
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Comment by LoveAtFirstBiteX on October 24, 2009 at 1:24pm -
oooh i want one!!!
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Comment by Taunny Cullen on October 24, 2009 at 7:28pm -
I WANT STUFFWARD!!!!
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