Different Types of Robert Pattinson Fans: Which One Are You?

Different Types of Robert Pattinson Fans: Which One Are You?

It’s a list of different Robert Pattinson fans. Which one are you?

- The “Minions”

They put Rob on some pedestal and act like he’s the best at everything in the entire world. All his films deserve to be award winners, he should get more awards, and basically every person needs to bow down to this awesomeness. Anyone that says anything bad about Rob should go to hell. They’re known for their extreme voting abilities, negative thread deletions, and Lainey Gossip write-ins.

- The “Wannabe”

They try to emulate Rob by listening to the same bands he likes, reading the books he reads, and wearing the same clothes as him. They were once very preppy… now they’ve become a hipster. They also deny that Twilight exposed them to Rob because it’s not a cool book or movie… even if they liked it.

- The “Follower”

They show up to as many Rob/Twilight events as possible to feel closer to him, but if they can’t do that, they’ll go after the events of his friends and fellow cast-mates. All they care about is being surrounded by the Rob inner circle.

-The “I’m Not A Stalker”

They believe that if you’ve spent a whole hour/day trying to figure out the places Rob could be at so you could “randomly” bump into him and get an autograph… it’s not stalking. This includes all those fans that went to Vancouver with Twilight book in bag, and waited outside the set/hotel/restaurant for hours and hours, and went bar hoping each night.

- The “Empathizer”

They believe they know Rob’s emotional state, to the point that they know what makes him happy, sad, angry, embarrassed, upset, etc. They try to do/stop things that could incite any of these emotions on Rob. All they care for is Rob’s physical and emotional health… pretending to be more like a mother. Rob is fragile in their eyes.

- The “Nympho”

They only think of one thing: Sex with Rob. Probably doing things to themselves while thinking of him. His fingers, hair, legs, crooked nose, eyes, dandruff, elbows… all of those things turn them on. They have dirty minds and can’t help themselves.

- The “Purists”

They believe Rob is a good person. He only smokes because someone got him addicted, and he’s trying to stop. He doesn’t do drugs or drink. He is a virgin. Of course Little Ashes is a movie not to be talked about or seen… Rob just needed money.

- The “Edwardians”

They believe Rob is Edward and he belongs with Kristen, his Bella. It is hard for them to see Rob the individual. They continuously confuse his behavior for the characters, thinking he can bite them and turn them into a vampire.

- The “Entitled”

They are quick to mention that they liked Rob way before anyone else, and hate the idea that he has so many more fans now. Rob was theirs first and anyone else that comes along doesn’t really know the real Rob and just likes him because they saw him in Twilight… and that’s a bad thing to them.

- The “Shippers”

They think the names Kristen, Nikki, Camilla, Miquita, Nina Ex, are all bad names associated with Rob. All they worry about are his relationships with females. To the point where they can’t stop talking about it or finding evidence of romanticism. They are sometimes similar to the Empathizer fans because these female friends could be harmful. The names Tom, Sam, Bobby, and Marcus are all good names and can do no harm to Rob…even if one might have supplied him with drugs.

- The “Newbies”

They are beginning to understand why Rob has such a large fan base. Most don’t know who Nina is, what How To Be is, or what Robsten is. They also get scared when they encounter one of the other types of Rob fans.

- The “Closeted”

They don’t mention their love of Rob and hide it from their husbands, boyfriends, friends, family, etc. They act as if they don’t know who Rob is, even if someone mentions how hot he is. These closet fans also lurk on boards.

So… which one are you?

All credits go to Twilight Poison.

I have to say this idea is insane! ahahahah
I'm mostly minion. :)

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Comment by Vale on June 23, 2009 at 2:46pm
I think I'm a mix between: the purists, the edwardians and the closeted...I think...I'm not a huge Rob fan, although I like him really a lot, and I also like the Robsten things, so I don't know...
What's with the rest of you?
Comment by Alexxandra ´´) on June 23, 2009 at 2:48pm
jajajaja that are soooo funy!!! congratulations.....jejejejeje =}
Comment by Simone Melissa Geier on June 23, 2009 at 2:52pm
I can't decide, because my type is not named. But i think i'm a mix between colseted and the entitled
Comment by Rosie Amairani on June 23, 2009 at 2:53pm
all of the above :]
Comment by Ayanna (Pattinson) on June 23, 2009 at 3:12pm
well... im embarressed to say, but i am 85% minion( i would say 100% but i might sound psycho). and 15% entitled. ahahhaah ; )
Comment by STUPID LAMB :) ! on June 23, 2009 at 4:01pm
I am a mix too it's between the im not a stalker,the purist,or the follower
Comment by jules smith on June 23, 2009 at 4:43pm
not any really i like him for himself
Comment by Tesha Alise Cullen on June 23, 2009 at 5:33pm
i have to add another type, all my friends and family say I am a fanatic or more often, FREAK!! I have read the series over 20 times, and listened to the audiobooks constantly, all while listening also to the soundtrack and score, I watch the dvd every single day, the first thing in the morn and the last thing at night, several times on weekends, and i have 12 posters of him in various poses with and without Kristen/Bella, and I laugh out loud anytime anyone says anything remotely close to dialogue from the books/movie whether they meant to or not. I think I need REHAB, but I DON'T want it.
Comment by Chanabelle on June 23, 2009 at 5:44pm
K wait.

-I did like rob before twilight. Actually i only thought he was this super cute Wizard that tries to take Harrys future GF. :)
- I have never stalked him. But i'm not going to lie, I kept my eyes open when I was near the set that was near my house, and when i was shopping downtown.
-Him and I have a SIMILAR style in Music and some fashion. But i dont wear the same brands.
I do generally think he's a reletively normal dude. Thats just kinda sorta really famous now.
so where do i classify?

I also don't spend ALL DAY talking about him, however my friends do know i like him :)
Comment by TwiѼGirl21 on June 23, 2009 at 6:41pm
Im Pretty Much The Minions.
Rob is a great Actor and a Talented singer.
But I dont think that every one of robs movie's should be Award Winners
And some of the stuff they say about rob should be shot down because most of the crap they say is all B*******!!.
So The Minion ..Totally


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