Well, well. It's been forever since our Twilight men have said exactly what we want to hear. Most of you would say that it's been too long. Well Ms_Monkey_Man and I are out of hibernation for a very special TwiFans member and friend, Crystal.
Crystal is a LONG time TwiFans member and a HUGE Jackson fan. Since Crystal's birthday has fallen on a Friday, we found it appropriate to open our dirty mind vaults and exercise those muscles. Now, this DB is a little smutty. But we had to go there cause Crystal is a smut goddess herself. Crystal writes lemons. Don't know what lemons are? Educate yourself in the Twibrary please.
What is Domestic Bliss? (Monkey, why is this word not in the Twibrary?) Well it's started out light and fluffy with Twilight men doing "chores" around the house and it's progressed to anything we might day-dream about these guys saying to us. Yes, we want them to say, as Rob would say, "durty" things.
Is it fantasy? YES.
Is it objectifying the Twilight men? YES.
Do we want them to be offended? YES. (but only so they will contact us to complain. *wink*)
Awww Domestic Bliss...being blissfully ignorant is amazing. Enjoy and tell us how much in the comments. We love to read each and every one.
The Calm Before The Storm
You ROB our thoughts and make our hearts PAT
You are Kellan me....I'm Lutzing for more!
Rob-Nipped Bliss (A special all RPattz Rated PG-13
Edition with Rob-Nipulations)
Sexy Pick Up Lines From Our Twiguys
What Makes Monkey's Fire Burn?!?!
69 ways to have bliss (69 days till New Moon...dirty minds geez)
All work and no play makes for a EAGER vampire (office edition)
Hot, Cold, and Extremely Flustered
Hot Vampire Fantasies Revealed
Nothing more refreshing than bliss
Blissfully Shaken but not Stirred
No House Training Necessary
What do vampires do during playtime?
The Good, the Bad, and the Naughty
Summer Romance in Forks
4th of July..Fireworks in your pants
Twidudes need Bliss too (DB for guys)
Makeup Bliss is Best
If sexy Twilight men are wrong, I don't want to be right
Your weekend afradesiac
Hardcore Bliss Edition
yummy just like chocolate
Please sir may I have another &
What's your Twilight man flavor?