Domestic Bliss Friday...Rob-Nipped Bliss (A special all RPattz Rated PG-13 Edition with Rob-Nipulations)

After months of pleading, begging, and offering us your children (p.s. we don't want them, we have our own), we are proud to present in conjunction with Rob-Nipulations, a special edition of Domestic Bliss Friday.

A little about Rob-Nipulations. This blog was started to showcase manipulated pictures of Rob that are totally FICTIONAL. The pictures are made by @RobsButtonsBabe upon request.

If this is your first "Domestic Bliss", this is what it's all about...

Once upon a time, Ms_Monkey_Man and I decided every Friday we needed at little snarky sexy to get us through the weekend of boyfriends, husbands, & nagging kids. The solution? Sexy Twilight men telling us exactly what we would like to hear from our real boyfriends/husbands or significant others.

Awww Domestic Bliss...being blissfully ignorant is amazing. Enjoy and tell us how much in the comments. We love to read each and every one.

Member Bliss Courtesy of Little Blonde Vampire

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Need more Bliss? Check out the other entries...
Sexy Pick Up Lines From Our Twiguys
What Makes Monkey's Fire Burn?!?!
69 ways to have bliss (69 days till New Moon...dirty minds geez)
All work and no play makes for a EAGER vampire (office edition)
Hot, Cold, and Extremely Flustered
Hot Vampire Fantasies Revealed
Nothing more refreshing than bliss
Blissfully Shaken but not Stirred
No House Training Necessary
What do vampires do during playtime?
The Good, the Bad, and the Naughty
Summer Romance in Forks
4th of July..Fireworks in your pants
Twidudes need Bliss too (DB for guys)
Makeup Bliss is Best
If sexy Twilight men are wrong, I don't want to be right
Your weekend afradesiac
Hardcore Bliss Edition
yummy just like chocolate
Please sir may I have another &
What's your Twilight man flavor?

Send any entries to twifansalison@yahoo.com
Please don't send watermarked pictures. We won't use watermarked or ones that say "isn't this fun". That's not blissy. xoxo

Comment by Sumi Su on October 9, 2009 at 9:52am: LOL..u ar awesome..rob is cute

Comment by Rebekah Hemsworth-Pattinson on October 9, 2009 at 9:55am: I AM VERYYYYYY HAPPYYYYYY..!!! Thanks For That We Slice Of Heaven.. Made My Day xx

Comment by Tatevik Sargsyan on October 9, 2009 at 9:56am: I Love Fridays!!!!!! ILF!!!!!!!

Comment by angie heyward on October 9, 2009 at 9:57am: OMG!!!!! Some of those were soooo damn funny!!!! I like the Doctor one!!! YUM,YUM!!!!

Comment by Bella Marie on October 9, 2009 at 10:06am: OMG!!!! I AM TOTALY BLISSED OUT...... THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY 100% BETTER=0)

Comment by Veronica Blake on October 9, 2009 at 10:06am: Can you say, "Cold Shower?" Well, I need one now....you've out-done yourself! I'm saving every single one of these pictures forever!!

Comment by Roxanne on October 9, 2009 at 10:09am: LOL!!!!

Comment by MNTwilightMom on October 9, 2009 at 10:10am: OMG! OMG! Lord Have Mercy.... YOU GUYS DID AWESOME TODAY!!! Word's can't even describe HOW AWESOME YOU GUYS ARE TODAY!!! WOW...Just Speechless...Fell right out of my chair...YOU GUY'S MADE MY WHOLE DAY...FORGET THAT...YOU GUY'S MADE MY WHOLE WEEKEND!! (And it's suppose to snow here in MN...I bet I could melt it with no problem!) DAM!! I think I Need a Shower...No I know I need another shower...A VERY COLD SHOWER! I know I said this already...LORD HAVE MERCY...ON MY SOUL...Where the H#$% is MY EDWARD! Has anybody seen him..YUP, HE'S ON THIS PAGE!