Domestic Bliss Friday...Sexy Pick Up Lines From Our Twiguys

I am sure our twiguys would have us at hello...but how sexy are cheesy pick up lines from our extremely sexy Twilight guys? Tell me in the comments please....

If this is your first "Domestic Bliss", this is what it's all about...

Once upon a time, Ms_Monkey_Man and I decided every Friday we needed at little snarky sexy to get us through the weekend of boyfriends, husbands, & nagging kids. The solution? Sexy Twilight men telling us exactly what we would like to hear from our real boyfriends/husbands or significant others.

Awww Domestic Bliss...being blissfully ignorant is amazing. Enjoy.

Member Bliss Courtesy of RobetPattinsonIsGOD

More Bliss Courtesy of Little Blonde Vampire

More Bliss Courtesy of Missy (Team Love Hexagon)

Need more Bliss? Check out the other entries...
What Makes Monkey's Fire Burn?!?!
69 ways to have bliss (69 days till New Moon...dirty minds geez)
All work and no play makes for a EAGER vampire (office edition)
Hot, Cold, and Extremely Flustered
Hot Vampire Fantasies Revealed
Nothing more refreshing than bliss
Blissfully Shaken but not Stirred
No House Training Necessary
What do vampires do during playtime?
The Good, the Bad, and the Naughty
Summer Romance in Forks
4th of July..Fireworks in your pants
Twidudes need Bliss too (DB for guys)
Makeup Bliss is Best
If sexy Twilight men are wrong, I don't want to be right
Your weekend afradesiac
Hardcore Bliss Edition
yummy just like chocolate
Please sir may I have another &
What's your Twilight man flavor?

Send any entries to twifansalison@yahoo.com
Please don't send watermarked pictures. We won't use watermarked or ones that say "isn't this fun". That's not blissy. xoxo

Comment by Dee Gibbons on October 2, 2009 at 10:43am: THANK YOU ---THANK YOU .....OMG I SO NEEDED THIS TODAY.....I THINK I WILL TAKE A SHOWER NOW...

Comment by Jess' Cullen Martins {Dracula} on October 2, 2009 at 10:46am: OMG
*dies*

I'm too young for this...father forgive me cuse I've sinned! (LOL I'm not even catholic LOOOOL)
OMG there were a few ones that made me smile like an idiot!

And this is why I LOVE FRIDAYS! you girls need to do a pick up song lines... would be insane! :D
xoxo
Jess'

Comment by fullmoonfading on October 2, 2009 at 11:05am: OMR! I'm frkn shaking! Took my breath away! WOW! esp those last 2 of Rob! Uhhnnn.. I haven't even seen that 2nd to last pic b4! LOVE IT! whoever it belongs to can I pretty please have a copy of it without the words on it?? Great job ladies! Thnx!

Comment by aline on October 2, 2009 at 11:35am: Oh ROB!!!

*drools*

Comment by TwiBecca on October 2, 2009 at 11:48am: I'm thinking dirrrty thoughts too PFatch :)

Comment by Kayla (Team Switzerland) on October 2, 2009 at 11:49am: I love the Jakes 'baby I have big feet' one hahahahaha omg hahahahaha...(his feet really are BIG, HAVE YOU SEEN THE VMA PRESHOW???)

And then Robward 'i bring it to the DAWN!' Hahahaha (I WAS LIKE ITS TRUE, ITS SO TRUE)! Lmao

But my fav is PFachs randomness 'im thinkin dirty thoughts ' hahahaha.. whoo!

This made my day.

Comment by Marythames on October 2, 2009 at 11:52am: uuuuummmm

Jacob may be warm but honey,I bring it till the Damn !

I LOVE IT!!!!

Comment by Melissa (Missy) J. on October 2, 2009 at 11:55am: I gotta agree with Monkey, I wont believe Kellen until i see PROOF.

Comment by VioletSakura on October 2, 2009 at 12:03pm: Liked everything with Robert, Charlie's was GREAT, and Sam's was ROMANTIC!!!!
La Push you in my bed....WAS HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!