Instructions #1: Google house hippos. Now.
#2: Picture a large fluffy cat ominously starring at you from a gaping h*** in the ceiling
#3: Resume reading
Recently there have been some reno's done to my kitchen. So there's been this h*** in the ceiling where they've done electrical stuff, right above the fridge.
Cat: a small domesticated carnivore, Felis domestica or F. catus, bred in a number of varieties. Cats are lively creatures that enjoy climbing and hunting.
The electrician stumbled off his ladder, with a very female shriek. He turned to my mother saying "did you know about the large rat infesting your home?" she of course was shocked until she saw Moe lurking out of the h***. That man clearly has never seen a live rat before. If he had, he would have said she was more of a domestic elephant or house hippo. Moe hissed as she jumped down. Well, jump is an understatement, perhaps flung or crashed is more fitting. Kind of like a small ravenous vampire elephant. And then i thought,
"IM PUTTING THIS ON TWIFANS"