The Problem: Gordon Brown's Lack Of Charisma

Article from TOTALFILM poll just for fun !

The Man For The Job: Edward Cullen (Twilight)

Why He’s Better Than Gordon Brown:

Just look at him.

Edward could deliver a speech declaring that everyone in the country has to give him 99% of all their stuff in a landmark ‘Edward Wants Some New Shiznit’ tax and the country would still gaze at him, doe-eyed and slack-jawed, nodding and occasionally slow-grinning at every word.

Gordon, on the other hand, could announce that he’s sending Robert Pattinson and Scarlett Johansson round to every house in the UK to get off with whoever’s inside, and everyone would still call him an idiot.

Why He’s Worse:

Edward’s a ruddy vampire. If we elect a vampire to the highest office in the land, it could start a dangerous trend.

It surely wouldn’t be long before Prime Minister’s Questions consisted almost entirely of vampires, werewolves and zombies flinging each other around the Houses Of Parliament in slow-motion to whooshing sound effects.

And that’s not good for any economy.
Movie Men also up for nomination are; Indiana Jones, Harry Potter.

I think Edward Cullen would do a wonderful job running the country....lets just think about that for a minute.... Prime Ministers question time programme would never be boring again for a start.

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Comment by HattieFang on June 9, 2009 at 1:33pm
Yea go Edward haha!


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