Extra TV has put together what they consider the best quotes from the Twilight movies. So far.

Here's just a few of them.

· Bella: “Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?”

Edward (Robert Pattinson): “Yeah. Um… I had an adrenaline rush. It’s very common. You can Google it.”

· Edward: “And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.”
Bella: “What a stupid lamb.”

Edward: “What a sick, masochistic lion.”

· Bella: “Woah, you’re buff. What are you, like 16?”

Jacob (Taylor Lautner): “Age is just a number, baby. What are you now, 40?”

· Bella: “So, you’re a werewolf?”
Jacob: “Yeah, last time I checked.”

· Edward: “The Volturi are the closest thing my world has to royalty… they enforce the law.”

Bella: “Vampires have laws?”

· “When we were 5, they asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up. Our answers were things like, astronauts, president… or in my case, a princess. When we were ten, they asked again. We answered, a rock star, cowboy, or in my case, a gold medalist. But now that we’re grown up, they want a serious answer. Well, how about this. Who the hell knows? This isn’t the time to make hard and fast decisions; this is a time to make mistakes. Take the wrong train and get stuck somewhere. Fall in love… a lot. Major in philosophy, because there’s no way to make a career out of that. Change your mind, and change it again, because nothing’s permanent. So, make as many mistakes as you can. That way, someday, when they ask what we want to be, we won’t have to guess… we’ll know.” —Jessica

· Jasper Hale (Jackson Rathbone): “The two most important things to remember are first, never let them get their arms around you, they’ll crush you instantly. And second, never go for the obvious kill. They’ll be expecting that. And you will lose.”

· Charlie Swan: “Well, his sister I like.”

Bella: “Alice? Yeah, she’s great. Hey Dad, I was wondering, why didn’t you get re-married, after mom?”

Charlie Swan: “Uh, I don’t know… uh I guess I haven’t met the right gal. Why?”

Bella: “I don’t know. I thought you just maybe gave up on the whole institution of it, of marriage… But do you think there’s any value in it?”

Charlie Swan: “Yep. Yeah, marriage has value… when you’re older, much older. Like your mother, uh, seemed to work out fine for her the second time around, later in life.”

Bella: “Yeah I guess.”

Charlie Swan: “I mean, you definitely don’t want to have to get married cause your not… um careful.”

Bella: “What?”

Charlie Swan: “You know what I’m talking about. There’s… things that you need to think about if your going to be… physically intimate…”

Bella: “Okay, don’t have ‘the talk,’ please.”

Charlie Swan: “It’s just as embarrassing for me as it is for you.”

Bella: “I doubt that. And don’t bother, cause Mom bet you to it like 10 years ago.”

Charlie Swan: “Well, you didn’t have a boyfriend 10 years ago.”

Bella: “I’m sure things work the same way.”

Charlie Swan: “Alright, so, you guys are taking precaution?”

Bella: “Dad, please just don’t worry about… that. Edward is… old school.”

Charlie Swan: "Old school, great. What’s that, like a code for something?

Bella: “Oh my God, dad, I’m a virgin!”

Charlie Swan: “Ah, okay… glad we covered that.”

Bella Swan: [runs up stairs] “Me too!”

Charlie Swan: “Virgin… I’m liking Edward a little more now.”

To read more of the quotes go here. There's a lot!


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Comment by irum pattinson cullen on December 4, 2010 at 8:26am
I absolutely loveeee Jessica's speech at the graduation ! And the sex talk HAHAHAHAHAHA it always leaves me laughing espically when he says “Virgin… I’m liking Edward a little more now.” hahahaha
Comment by Estefany vega on December 4, 2010 at 9:35am
jessica's speech is my favorite!!!!virgin talk is so funny!
Comment by i♥RobertP♥ on December 4, 2010 at 10:20am
Jessica's speech is epic! i love it and the sex talk Bella has with her dad is funny!
Comment by LaTuaCantante♥ on December 4, 2010 at 12:21pm
people always think twilight is just romantic. but it's sooooooooooooooo funny too!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Eclipse on December 5, 2010 at 1:55am
Love the Charlie-Bella repartee....Billy Burke just brings soo much to that role!


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