I actually didin't write these,i found them on another site and i was LMFAO so hard i thought i share w u guys!!!Enjoy and leave comments!!!!
Edward- Say it....Out loud.
Edward- Do you want one?
My stomach gurgled.
Edward- Need another human moment?
Edward- What do you want to eat?
Edward- Your going to ask the most basic question.
Bella- What do you eat?
Bella- What kind?
Edward- My family...We're different from others of our kind....we only eat "Chips A-hoy". They keep us strong, but we're never fully satisfied. It wouldn't be like eating the cafiteria cookies. Those cookies are my own personal brand of heroine. I don't know how long I can resist.
Edward- What do you hear?
Bella- Dear by water...east....And humans..at a picnic...West.
Edward- Follow your instincts.
I ran west until I reach the humans. They were so dazzled by my beauty that they didn't notice me steeling their cookies. I ran away eating the cookies. After that I was still hungry. Edward was right, they weren't totaly satisfying.
Rosealie- Jasper's going to win the bet.
Bella- What bet?
Edward- IT's nothing Jasper and Emmet like to gamble.
Bella- WHAT BET!!??
Rosealie- Jasper have a bet on how many times you'll...slip up when you're a vampire.
Emmett- Thanks Rose.
Bella- Slip up...You mean....?
Rosalie- How many cafiteria cookies you'll eat.